|Broadcast Date||August 14, 2019|
|Hosts||Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young|
Tales from DEF CON; wrinkled, grizzled, entirely-normal-looking genitalia; and a new game, "Spurious Correlation." Plus, your emails to firstname.lastname@example.org. SIXTY-NINE!
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Totally Def Con
Brian and Justin were both at DEFCON http://defcon.org. Brian was selling product from the Scam Stuff booth, and Justin was helping Darren Kitchen selling product from the Hak5 booth. Justin figured it wouldn't be a lot of work. Whoops.
In contrast, the Scam Stuff booth had "a gorgeously lit step and repeat"
I'll Be in the Lab
Brian's youngest daughter has taking up the hobby of "inventing", usually culminating with her using the phrase "If you need me I'll be in the lab."
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This episode's the THE BIT BOSS was BOXING OCTOPUS.
Spurious Correlations Game
It's a game from Biocow. Given sets of data that may or may not be correlated, someone will set the over/under on the correlation and the other players pick the over or under. Please remember that correlation is not causation.
- Bachelors awarded to men in STEM vs. Lawyers in Arizona. Brian says 0.55. Justin takes over, Bonnie takes the over. The correlation is 0.976916 (over wins).
- Precpitation in Maryland vs. per-capita consumption of eggs in the USA. Justin says 0.87. Bonnie takes the under, Brian takes the under. The correlation is 0.131633 (under wins).
- Drowning by falling into bath tub vs biology/biomedial doctorates (US). Bonnie says 0.69. Brian takes the over, Justin takes the under. The correlation is 0.508373 (under wins).
- Average daily precipitation in Holt County Nebraska vs. Electrical engineering doctorates awarded (US). Brian says 0.35. Justin takes the over, Bonnie takes the over. The correlation is 0.806087 (over wins).
- Sunlight in Texas (kJ/m^2) vs. Proportion of women PhDs in S&E. Justin says 0.42. Bonnie takes the under, Brian takes the over. The correlation is 0.63049 (over wins).
- Deaths caused by cataclysmic storm (us) vs Per capita consumption of beef Pounds (USDA). Bonnie says 0.345. Brian takes the over, Justin takes the over. The correlation is 0.0308627 (under wins).
Last question, everyone guesses!
- Bachelor degrees awards to women in STEM vs. Passengers killed in collision with stationary object (US). Brian says 0.95. Justin says 0.88. Bonnie says 0.96. The correlation is -0.964828 (almost opposite correlated).
Justin wins! Sure why not! Do you have a game? Send it in to mail at night attack dot tv. You more than likely will get stickers from http://StickersOrDIAF.com.
- bkofford says Mike TV has a kickstarter for a lyric book for Get Set Go's second album. http://yolo420.com/gsgbook2
- vampireanarchy is doing a 24 hour stream friday Aug 16th 2019 at 8 PM ET. https://www.twitch.tv/omgchad
- Scyne likes his job and has a rule book for nerf battle royale.
Technically no movie draft minute this week because we're waiting for the draft to end. http://draft.diamondclub.tv.
"Lamb, the gospel according to Biff" is good (yes). A viewer mentions to brush your gums not just your teeth (Brian's dad brushed his gums so much he needed medical attention). How do you keep from getting sick going to conventions? (Exposure yourself to so many diseases you'll be immune, also a dubious fictional product involving Carny Blood). Holt County Nebraska is one of the top beef counties in the USA.
- "Selfie, Selfie, Selfie, Selfie, that's my favorite episode too, Selfie, Selfie" - Justin describing the activity at the Scam Stuff Booth
- "I passed with statistics and all that shit" - Bonnie
Preshow & Aftershow
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| Preceded by:
"Oh Hi, $45"
|| Followed by:|
"There Was... An Escalation"