Ad Read Chicken

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Ad Read Chicken
Number 152
Broadcast Date November 8, 2012
Episode Length 1:23:05
Hosts Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young
Guests OMG Chad

Justin is live and direct from the set of the blockbuster movie "Zombie President" at Joke productions. They finally get to the Viral Video Hall of Fame, and they have their first ever TRIPLE COMPLETE SPONSOR!


Opening Video

Dalek Smoking

Justin Hates Los Angeles

So Justin is on the road in southern California and he needed to go from Newport Beach to Los Angeles. According to Apple maps, that is an hour and a half drive. Unfortunately it took about an hour longer than that. Justin called in from the road during the pre-show and had a wonderfully vulgar rant about Los Angeles traffic.

When he finally got to his destination he had calmed down quite a bit in preparation for the show. However he was talking to a LA local who told him that the reason that traffic is so horrendous is because there is a light mist falling from the sky and people feel the need to drive 15 miles per hour. Being from a state that gets pummeled with hurricanes, Justin's rage was instantly refueled.

Viral Video Hall of Fame

Hey! Remember that idea that Justin came up with, but then everyone hated, and they we all forgot about? The Viral Video Hall of Fame? Well now it's finally here!

The physical Viral Video Hall of Fame has been virtually created in Minecraft, and Brian and Justin are ready to nominate the first class of videos. Brian, Justin and Chad nominated some of their favorite viral videos that are at least 5 years old and the Chatrealm voted on which should be inducted.



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At the end of the year, "Blue Cheese" Jon Tilton is going to be moving to only part-time indentured servitude for Brian and that means that Bri Bri is in search of a new assistant. If you want to apply, send Brian an e-mail at Just know that the pay is terrible, but you do get to travel a lot.

If you contributed to, or simply bought The Diamond Club book, they are being signed by Brian and Justin and they will be shipped out to you in about a week from this episode's recording.

At the time of recording, there was about seven days left in the Scam Stuff Indiegogo campaign and it looks like it will cost Brian a LOT more than he anticipated so this is definitely the cheapest that it will ever be.

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Great Quotes

  • "Send those votes to other folks!" -Gaylord Southern

Fun Facts

  • Because Obama won the election, Justin owes Brian and Massawyrm a steak. Video.
  • When Brian told Chad to talk "more slackjawed" it was a reference to when Chad was giving a tour of Minecraft in the episode Cavalcade of "Stars".
  • Chad's southern accent was given the name "Gaylord Southern"


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LA Traffic Rant

An excerpt of the pre show and episode, showing Justin's LA Traffic Troubles that caused him to be 90 minutes late.

The above youtube video doesn't work, but this works.



Links & Downloads

Preceded by:
"The First Annual Creepass Halloween Special"
Ad Read Chicken
Followed by:
"Crisis of Conscience"