Blitz Quiz

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Blitz Quiz may also refer to the Blitz Quiz game from which this episode is titled
Blitz Quiz
Number 10
Broadcast Date February 2, 2010
Episode Length 1:10:03
Hosts Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young
Guests Brett Rounsaville

Blitz Quiz was an episode of NSFW in which Justin, Brett, and Brian call people who have signed up in advance and asked them a trivia question.

Contents

Lost Spoilers

  • Jack's tattoos begin disappearing and he worries that he's slowly aging backwards into earlier and earlier versions of himself. He asks Kate if she could feel romantic love for a baby if the baby were a thirty-something pill addict with a medical license. But Sawyer answers before she can answer. (4:52-5:13)
  • Ben drops hints that the events spanning from the wreck of Oceanic Flight 815 up through the ultimate timeline that they are all part of is an elaborate DHARMA island timeshare sales pitch. He then makes enticing, but crypic, allusions to Centralized Air. (15:02-15:20)
  • Faraday discovers a hidden sex research lab called the Anaconda Station full of Japanese-language vomit porn starring himself. (26:48-26:58)
  • Vincent emerges from the woods with an entire human arm in his mouth. The cold, dead hand is clutching a severed human finger with a Dharma ring on it. The ring is inscribed with the numbers 4,8, 15, 16, 23, 42, and a single word: boobgas. (37:55-38:25)
  • Jack's dad is actually Jack's future son from an alternate reality in which Australia won World War II. (48:45-49:00)
  • The Losties discover a second nuclear bomb called "Mr. Weatherby". They then take turns making out on it. (1:00:00-1:00:25)

Blitz Quiz

Brett leads team Nick Nolte's Mugshot, against Brian's team, Camp Eagle Claw.

  • Team Nick Nolte's Mughsot - Value: 1 point - answered by Aaron Dunn (America Jr.)
  • BLANK was the top winner in the Grammy Awards on Sunday, taking home six awards. Was it...
    • A) Taylor Swift
    • B) Lady Gaga
    • C) Beyoncé
    • D) Kings of Leon
  • Aaron guesses Taylor Swift - WRONG - (Beyoncé was the correct answer)


Current Score

  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: -1
  • Camp Eagle Claw: 0


  • Team Camp Eagle Claw - Value: 1 point - answered by Luke (One of the Carolinas. Possibly North)
  • BLANK is recalling 2.3 million vehicles due to an issue with their accelerator panels. Is it...
    • A) Honda
    • B) Toyota
    • C) Ford
    • D) Saturn
  • Luke guesses Toyota - CORRECT


Current Score

  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: -1
  • Camp Eagle Claw: 1


  • Team Nick Nolte's Mugshot - Value: 1 point - answered by Mark Anderson (America Jr.)
  • Author BLANK died this week. Was it...
    • A) Terry Pratchet
    • B) Kurt Vonnegut
    • C) Malcom Gladwell
    • D) J.D. Salinger
  • Mark guesses J.D. Salinger - CORRECT


Current Score

  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: 0
  • Camp Eagle Claw: 1


  • Team Camp Eagle Claw - Value: 1 point - answered by Jack Webster (Virginia)
  • BLANK maintained her number one ranking with a win at the Australia Open on Saturday.
    • A) Venus Williams
    • B) Justine Henine
    • C) Serena Williams
    • D) Nadia Petrolla
  • Jack guesses Serena Williams - CORRECT


Current Score

  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: 0
  • Camp Eagle Claw: 2


  • Team Nick Nolte's Mugshot - Value: Swapsies - answered by Marvin (West Coast)
  • President Obama called for a temporary freeze in BLANK spending. Was it...
    • A) Military
    • B) Mandatory Nonmilitary
    • C) Discretionary Nonmilitary
    • D) Medicare
  • Marvin guesses Nonmilitary - WRONG and suspected cheating


Current Score

  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: 0
  • Camp Eagle Claw: 2


  • Team Camp Eagle Claw - Value: 2 points - answered by Roberto Villegas (Austin, TX)
  • China's criticizing the United States for selling weapons to BLANK.
    • A) Tibet
    • B) Japan
    • C) North Korea
    • D) Taiwan
  • Roberto guessed Japan - WRONG


Current Score

  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: 0
  • Camp Eagle Claw: 0


  • Team Nick Nolte's Mugshot - Value: 2 points - answered by Rick Foster (Chippewa Falls, WI)
  • Quarterback BLANK was named MVP of Sunday's probowl. Is it...
    • A) Drew Brees
    • B) Matt Schaub
    • C) Patan Manning
    • D) Brett Favre
  • Rick guessed Matt Schaub - CORRECT


Current Score

  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: 2
  • Camp Eagle Claw: 0


  • Team Camp Eagle Claw - Value: Name A Number (12 points) - answered by Zak Holder
  • Excerpts of a soon-to-be-released tell-all book paint an unflattering picture of former presidential candidate BLANK.
    • A) Hilary Clinton
    • B) John McCain
    • C) John Edwards
    • D) Mitt Romney
  • Zak guessed Mitt Romney - WRONG


Current Score

  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: 2
  • Camp Eagle Claw: -12


  • Team Nick Nolte's Mugshot - Value: Hockey Rules (Choose: New Jersey, Tampa Bay, Vancouver, or Minnesota. New Jersey is worth 0 points) - answered by Jonathan Perez (Houton, MI)
  • Ten Baptist missionaries were arrested under kidnapping charges for trying to take 33 children out of BLANK.
    • A) Haiti
    • B) Mexico
    • C) Cuba
    • D) Venezuela
  • Jonathan guesses Haiti - CORRECT


Current Score

  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: 2
  • Camp Eagle Claw: -12


  • Team Camp Eagle Claw - Value: Break Even - answered by Becky Graves (St. Louis, MO, which is often confused with Austin, TX)
  • To much fanfare, Apple introduced its latest gadget, the BLANK.
    • A) iTab
    • B) iPad (Chosen and correct)
    • C) iNote
    • D) tamPon
  • Becky guessed iPad - CORRECT


Current Score

  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: 2
  • Camp Eagle Claw: 0


  • Team Nick Nolte's Mugshot - Value: 10 points - answered by Greg Spier (Austin, TX)
  • President Barack Obama delivered his first State of the Union Speech trying to address Americans' worries about joblessness and the economy. One of the most remarked-on parts of the event was when the President criticized the Supreme Court's decision to allow companies and unions to spend freely in elections which illicited apparent mouthed words of disapproval from one of the Chief Justices. Which one?
    • A) Anthony Kennedy
    • B) Clarence Thomas
    • C) John Roberts
    • D) Sam "The Man" Alito
  • Greg guessed Clarence Thomas - WRONG - (Sam "The Man Alito" was the correct answer)


Current Score

  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: -8
  • Camp Eagle Claw: 0


  • Team Camp Eagle Claw - Value: Swapsies - answered by unnamed caller
  • The surprising run of the New York Jets toward the Super Bowl was stopped by the Indianapolis Jets who trounced the underdog team 30-17 to win the NFC title (It was actually the AFC, but the question writers are idiots). One of the stars of the game was a Haitian-American who raised a Haitian flag to honor his family and friends who still lived there in the wake of the recent earthquake. His name is...
    • A) Jin Prebol
    • B) Pierre Garçon
    • C) Marcel le Fontaine
    • D) Antoine Telou
  • The caller guessed Oh Doctah - WRONG and racist


Current Score

  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: -8
  • Camp Eagle Claw: 0


  • Team Nick Nolte's Mugshot - Value: Basketball Rules (Cleveland, Indiana, Orlando, New Jersey, or Chicago. Chicago is worth 82 points) - answered by Personifried
  • Tragedy struck the family of former Olympic skater Nancy Kerrigan when her father Daniel died after an altercation with one of her brothers. He was charged with assault. What did the police say the brother, Mark Kerrigan, told them had sparked the alleged fight?
    • A) Mark kicked down the front door after returning from a bar
    • B) Daniel refused to let his son use the phone
    • C) Mark damaged his father's car
    • D) Mark had sworn at his own mother
  • Peresonifried guessed Daniel refused to let his son use the phone - CORRECT


Current Score

  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: 74
  • Camp Eagle Claw: 0


  • Team Camp Eagle Claw - Value: 100 points - answered by Ashton (Utah)
  • A conservative filmmaker, James O'Keefe, who posed as a pimp to target the liberal activist group ACORN was arrested with three other men, accused of plotting to tamper with the phone system of a regional office of a US Senator. Who was that senator?
    • A) Sen. Barbara Boxer
    • B) Sen. Max Bacchus
    • C) Sen. Mary Landrieu
    • D) Sen. Kent Conrad
  • Ashton guessed Sen. Kent Conrad - WRONG


Current Score

  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: 74
  • Camp Eagle Claw: -100


  • Team Nick Nolte's Mugshot - Value: Rex Ryan Question (50,000 points) - answered by Amanda D. (Vancouver, BC)
  • Obama gave his first State of the Union last week. Who was the first President to use the term "State of the Union"?
    • A) Woodrow Wilson
    • B) Franklin Delano Roosevelt
  • Amanda guessed Franklin Delano Roosevelt - CORRECT


Current Score

  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: 50,074
  • Camp Eagle Claw: -100


  • Team Camp Eagle Claw - Value: Swapsies - answered by Nick F. (Redlands, CA)
  • Which ex-college quarterback sparked debate after CBS said it would air his Super Bowl ad with a conservative Christian group?
    • A) Tim Tebow
    • B) Matt Bryant
  • Nick guessed Tim Tebow - CORRECT


Current Score

  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: -100
  • Camp Eagle Claw: 50,074


  • Team Nick Nolte's Mugshot - Value: Deficit Reduction Question (the value of our federal deficit at 1.267 trillion points) - answered by Arthur Lysomersky (Rutherford, NJ)
  • 13 whale corridors in 31 states received how much money in grants from the White House for a high-speed train project?
    • A) 8 billion
    • B) 100 billion
  • Arthur guessed 8 billion - CORRECT


Final Score

  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: Approx. 1.267 Trillion
  • Camp Eagle Claw: 50,074

New Champion! Woo!

  • Amtrekker was the winner with a score of approximately 1.267 Trillion.
  • This is the first episode in which Justin did the preshow tease, but Brian had to finish it, likely due to technical difficulties.

Great Quotes

Fun Facts

  • This episode was competing against the season premiere of Lost. It is unknown how that may impacted viewership. At the very least, Greg Grunberg was not likely to be watching NSFW.
  • Justin gave out fake Lost spoilers during the show, but Petefic spammed the chat room with a real SPOILER!!! about Sayid dying.

YouTube

Totally Irrelevant Announcement

Justin and Brian need YOU to compete on this Tuesday's NSFW show on Feb 02, 2010 at 10pm EST at http://NSFWshow.com! Email your name, city, and skype/phone number to NSFWshow@gmail.com and We'll call YOU live on the air to compete for TRIVIA GLORY!!!!

Episode

Links & Downloads


Preceded by:
"Never Have I Ever"
Blitz Quiz
Followed by:
"6 Word Failoir"