|First Appearance||A Festival of Crabs (aftershow)|
|Portrayed By||Brian Brushwood|
Buttamus Wind is a cocaine addicted record executive with a rich and bountiful backstory.
- When asked, he reveals increasingly specific details of his backstory, often seemingly in conflict with each other.
- He does so until he can no longer handle the questioning, at which point he taps out with his signature nonsense catchphrase, "boyob."
- He was posited, as evident in his name, as a one-note character who makes fart jokes in a funny voice
- He is largely responsible for the video of "Karma Chameleon" by Culture Club