|Broadcast Date||November 18th, 2014|
|Hosts||Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young|
|Guests||Bonnie Brushwood, Jaime Ruiz-Avila|
R. L. Stine joins the show to take a look at the similarities between his writings and Taylor Swift lyrics, Brian and Justin play an Chatrealm-created Choose Your Own Adventure, Brian is offered an AIDS cat and progress is made on the Diamond Club self-help book.
Taylor Swift or R. L. Stine
Earlier in the day, Bonnie showed Brian an online quiz that tested your ability to differentiate between Taylor Swift lyrics and lines from a Goosebumps book. Brian and Justin pulled some strings and got R. L. Stine on Skype to play along with them. During the segment, Mega Vortex called in to add some variety to the bit.
If you're into online quizzes, you can play along here.
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Chatrealm's Karl decided that he wanted to write a Choose Your Own Adventure-style story for Brian and Justin to play on the show, named Clench-a-Butt. It was legitimately awesome (as if you had any doubts). The story involved Brian and Justin's experience leading up to the live Night Attack at DragonCon. Brian and Justin reached the fourth (debatably the worst and best) ending of the story, and Justin decided they will try again next week.
Karl released the story to the public on November 25, while the next episode was being recorded.
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Hey, Ya Want A Cat With AIDS?
So one of Brian and Bonnie's neighbors knocked on the door to ask them if they wanted a cat that has FIV (the feline equivalent of HIV). No, they didn't accept.
Awesome, Brian and Justin didn't forget about their self-help book project that they introduced last week! The Chatrealm came up with a shit ton of topics in the previous week, now they focused on the backstory of the fake author. Their idea: early-20s man-of-privilege travels the world (within the contiguous 48 states) and writes a book about all of the "wisdom" he's obtained from his travels.
Of course, we also need a picture of our author. During the episode, Brian and Justin were big fans of having Chatrealm Imperator, t2t2, be the face of the book. Reference pictures: One, two.media:T2t2journey2.jpg Cover by Sebgonz
- "Oooh, I wonder if the anus is ribbed." - Justin referencing a video in the preshow (03:32)
- The chatroom crashed just a couple minutes into the show.
- This was the episode where Brian and Justin took off their shirts during the ad read.
Preshow & Aftershow
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| Preceded by:
"Pick Your Poison"
|| Followed by:|
"Pig Bladders' Eve"