Haunted Toaster

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Pulling a Prince Randolph
Number 8
Broadcast Date April 22, 2014
Episode Length 1:35:12
Hosts Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young
Guests Casey McKinnon

Casey McKinnon returns with a Shakespeare monologue and then she plays a choose your own adventure story with R.L. Stine.

Contents

Cold Open

Captain Morgan sings his version of the UB40 song Red Red Wine.

Link.

Bri Bri and Jurbs do a TON of takes of these cold opens before sending them to Spearmint Nitrate. So they decided to release some of the rejected takes for everyone to remix. Head over to Shwood.com/sn to download the 23 rejected songs from the cold open.

Turquoise Jeep Freestyle Challenge

Turquoise Jeep has announced their freestyle challenge in which anyone can submit their freestyle rap on top of a beat provided by Turquoise Jeep. Check it out.

Inspired by the Hip Hop Kissenger bit from two weeks earlier Brian played Casey's Henry IV monologue on top of the freestyle beat. It was awesome.

Scheduling Update

There are going to be TWO Night Attack episodes this week; this one and another on Friday. This is because Justin is going to be on a company retreat in Mexico all of next week. Next Tuesday (April 29th, 2014) will be Patreon appreciation day. The Night Attack EP The Belmont Tapes will be released to Patrons. If you want to get this EP, head on over to Patreon.com/NightAttack and donate anything.

During the aftershow for this very episode, they read out the names of all of current patrons.

Should Brian Move to LA?

Brian feels like he should move to LA in order to be more successful. What do you think Casey?

Casey says "No".

Brian is satisfied!

Patreon

GET OUT THE TOP HATS AND MON-- Oh… nevermind.

The Patreon is at $1976. If you want to become a patron, head on over to Patreon.com/NightAttack.

In the mean time, here are some things that happen in the year 1976.

Ruinum is DEAD

Ruinum has claimed its final victim. The bottler, California Shiners is shutting down their niche wine program, meaning after May, 2014 you will no longer be able to buy Ruinum. BUY NOW BUY NOW BUY NOW!

Knock Off Choose Your Own Adventure

Bonnie found some old books from Brian's childhood. One of which was a "Twistaplot" book called The Time Raider by none other than R.L. Stine. Luckily, R.L. was kind enough to join the show to narrate the book as Casey decided what to do. Time has allowed R.L. to make some much needed edits to the story, mostly involving the addition of colorful language.

If you want to Twist your own Plot, you can get this book on Amazon.

Mailroute

Get rid of these god damn headlines from your inbox! Head on over to Mailroute.net/NightAttack.html for a 15-day free trial.

Trial By JuRY (And Casey and Brian)

This is the segment where the Chatrealm brings their favorite, freshest YouTube videos in an attempt to win the approval of Justin, Casey and Brian. View the video submissions here.

Winner - Haunted Toaster

Diamond Time

If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to NightAttack.tv/DiamondTime or Bit.ly/plugmything.

Great Quotes

  • "What are you, Eddie Murphy? How many fat suits?" -Justin
  • "Eat shit, Shakespeare!" -Justin

Fun Facts

YouTube

Preshow & Aftershow

Since Night Attack is directly funded by the viewers, the preshow and aftershow videos are available to Patrons of the show ASAP and freely available 48h after release. If you're not yet a Patron of the show, then go to Patreon.com/NightAttack and pledge ANY amount!

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Preceded by:
"I'm A Doctor Bro"
Haunted Toaster
Followed by:
"Group Therapy"