Hog Deep in This Hog

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Hog Deep in This Hog
Number 224
Broadcast Date June 06, 2018
Episode Length 01:47:37
Hosts Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young

Too Many Santas, the CEO of homelessness, and we play "wiki wiki wikiHow." Told ya!

Night Attack is coming to San Diego and Los Angeles June 9 and 10. Tickets for BOTH are on sale now at http://nightattack.tv/tour

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And get new stickers and pins at http://stickersordiaf.com

Contents

That cool stuff you missed

Did you get the preshow and postshow? If you did, you would know about the shirts with lizards fucking on them, dog buttholes, and heard lots of Real Talk magic talk in the post show. Want the preshow and postshow as a podcast? Join http://patreon.com/nightattack

But Seriously, the Tour

NIGHT ATTACK. LIVE SHOWS. SAN DIEGO JUNE 9 2018, LOS ANGELES JUNE 10 2018. http://nightattack.tv/tour. Next week the shows will be done so get your tickets now. There may be special guests at the San Diego show as well as the Los Angeles one. It may be Michael Swaim. Then again, it may be the ghost of Houdini. Remember there will be a pub crawl after the San Diego show.

Too Many Santas

Could homelessness be cured by dressing up as Santa? Is all that's missing is bits and analytics? New Character Gary HV showed up to give a keynote speech. This is a bit we will never mention again.

I was in Australia, but I'm alright noooooooow

Australia was great (see Strong Hands and Lanolin) but really after a big trip maybe you really should get some needed sleep.

Darren Kitchen did not get some sleep, instead he went to a Tiki Bar with Justin and friends. He wasn't drinking irresponsibly, but jet lag and fruity cocktails will take it's toll upon a person. It was also confirmed that Darren circumnavigated the globe to Australia the wrong way around in order to get first class seats on Emirates.

Brian and Bonnie attempted to scam school their way into getting a row of seats to themselves to lie down in on the flight back. Sometimes you gamble and sometimes a kindly old lady beset by a seatmate with restless leg syndrome claims their seat.

Also, Australian news, amirite?

NEW PATREON BOOTY HOLE CONFUSION HOUR

The patron selected this week was BOOTY HOLE. No really. You can be like BOOTY HOLE and get name chanted by contributing at http://patreon.com/nightattack. Alternately, subscribe on twitch and get in on the twitch dogpile minute. http://twitch.tv/nightattack

Wiki Wiki WikiHow

Spork n' Pork sent in a game called "Wiki Wiki WikiHow" The game is easy: given an image from wikiHow, Tell us what wikiHow topic it's illustrating. Science decides how the points are given out.

This is a great visual bit, so the descriptions below are kinda dull. Watch the show, kid.

Example: How to comb an afro

Bonnie wins! If you have an idea for a game, send it to mail@nightattack.tv. If they use it you will probably get stickers from http://stickersordiaf.com.

Diamond Time

  • maxpower683 wants to split a room for the San Diego show. Hit them up on Twitter @maxpower683
  • Bioimportance wants you to know about a one-night showing of the World of Darkness documentary in on June 26th in Atlanta, GA. http://bit.ly/Darkness2018
  • blaw91 invites you to pre-game for the Night Attack Live Show Saturday in Coronado http://tinyurl.com/nightattackpregame

Movie Draft Minute

Who's in the lead? DTNS is in the lead. See all the gory details at http://draft.diamondclub.tv

"Fun" Facts

  • It was postulated that Ev Lloyd was the first person to get a diamond club tattoo. Is this true?

Quoted Quotes

  • "I have nothing but loose toilet paper and shame" - Justin, regarding the Gary HV bit.
  • "I got to hug Blerch again" - Brian while leaving Australia
  • "Their B-Roll is too on the nose" - Brian discussing Australian News
  • "The best part of Night Attack is every show is the next show's pre-show" - Justin
  • "I thought I had set the basement for ridiculousness at Keeping these hoes off my pork shank until Brian just drilled his way mole like from the basement" - Justin
  • "This is how to fuck Noob Saibot from Mortal Kombat" - Justin

YouTube

Preshow & Aftershow

Since Night Attack is directly funded by the viewers, the preshow and aftershow videos are available to Patrons of the show ASAP and freely available 48h after release. If you're not yet a Patron of the show, then go to Patreon.com/NightAttack and pledge ANY amount!

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Preceded by:
"Strong Hands and Lanolin"
Hog Deep in This Hog
Followed by:
"Fashion Maul"