Jet-Lagged Were-Hookers
| Jet-Lagged Were-Hookers | |
| Number | 55 |
| Broadcast Date | April 23, 2012 |
| Episode Length | 1:08:01 |
| Hosts | Andrew Mayne, Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young |
Contents
Andrew is fresh off a plane from Italy and still loopy, what better time to discuss the future of mining asteroids?! The boys chat about the team of modern superheroes uniting to bring trillions of dollars to the global economy while redefining the concept of natural resources in the most awesome way possible. A nefarious plot once used by the Ewoks is sniffed out on a woodland trail in Utah. Mayne tells a harrowing tale of the legendary Italian Were-Hookers.
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The New Dream Team
The day after the episode's recording, there was a press conference with James Cameron, Larry Page, Ross Perot and a ton of other big names and announced their plans for asteroid mining that could "add trillions of dollars to the global GDP". Soon we could have meteor showers of lovely precious metals raining down to improve humanity.
Interestingly enough, this is pretty much exactly what the bad guys did in James Cameron's Avatar.
Living Dinosaurs in the Congo?
There is an expidition getting ready to head out to the Congo to look for dinosaurs, man-eating fish, and dog-sized tarantulas. Don't believe that these things exist? You should, because even the Pygmy people say that they do. If you want to make sure that this expedition happens, go contribute to their Kickstarter.
Utah Shenanigans
A young man and his friends were busted for doing "something" out in the forests of Utah. Andrew asked Brian and Justin what the guys were doing. Their guesses included drinking caffeine, practicing witchcraft, having an accordion battle with the Devil and making counterfeit gasoline. In reality, these hooligans were making traps that could potentially kill people.
The Were-Hooker
Andrew just got back from his trip to Italy before the recording and he told of his encounter with a "Were-Hooker". He was walking down the street and he heard a "psst" from across the street and saw an attractive looking lady of the night. He tried not to make eye contact and he continued walking despite hushed voices and foot steps that he heard behind him. Despite him being a card-carrying skeptic, Andrew admitted that he was freaked out. He continued walking and then the whispering voices stopped and a cat appeared in front of him and stared straight at him. Clearly there are some strange changeling-hookers out in Italy.
Book Club
Brian
Justin
Andrew
Fun Facts
- Andrew was wondering how Leo Laporte found out about Public Enemy Zero; during the aftershow of NSFW the day after recording this episode, JammerB said that while Leo was gone, he had bought the book on Leo's Amazon account and sent it to his Kindle.
Great Quotes
Sponsors
- Justin Frasure
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Links
| Preceded by: "Raising Arizona Demon Killers" |
Jet-Lagged Were-Hookers |
Followed by: "Reality Television Death Races Of Atlantis" |