Live from Dragon Con 2018

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Live from Dragon Con 2018
Number 237
Broadcast Date September 05, 2018
Episode Length 01:23:16
Hosts Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young
Guests Tom Merritt, Turquoise Jeep

It's a Dragon Con blowout with special guests, the return of the cosplay showdown, an epic Don't Get Brody'd, and your questions. Allegedly.

And don't miss the boys live at Scoopfest Vegas (Oct 12-14) and TwitchCon (Oct 26-28)

Contents

Calmness and Serenity Open

Aw screw that, it's time for Night Attack. Climb on the table and yell "fuck yeah" for the ninth and probably-last Night Attack at Dragon Con. Mayor McCheese even gave out cheeseburgers.

The Rigged Cosplay Contest

Instead of a dance contest or whatever they used to do, this time they brought up some DragonCon Cosplay types and had them do impressions of "their own horseshit characters"

... Except it was rigged! Fake out! One of the costumed people turned out to be Tom Merritt incognito. Too bad because that Bonnie impression was pretty good.

After having spit-taked on each other, the show got underway.

Tales of Purple Van

It's perennial Dragon Con guests, Turquoise Jeep. http://turquoisej.com/ They told a story of touring that was definitely not them, but happened to another group called Purple Van and definitely not Turquoise Jeep.

Don't Get Q&A-Brody'd

It's very confusing to try and run Q&A and Don't Get Brody'd at the same time, but what are you gonna do the show is already over.

Something about "Sniff Cast", something about the beach, Ruining a wedding with pokemon go, setting the laboratory on fire, stealing the ex's dog and abuse of police powers, replacing deceased person's ashes with cocoa powder, burning the house down with a squirrel, moonshine and fire at the boy scout campout, cops getting calls about stuck vibrators, sneezing boogers on the dead at a funeral, pissing off the scientologists.

For what it's worth, CJ's scientologist story "won", with the ashes story getting a dubious honorable mention.

More Q&A

Running long? Who cares. What are they gonna do, not let us come back to Dragon Con after this last appearance? Time for more Q&A including Justin's Beard, why this is the last Dragon Con (money), what about Old John Smokey and the Jeep's podcast, Kill/Marry/Fuck your own impressions (Fuck Captain Morgan, Marry John Stossel, Kill RL Stine). What do you like most and the least about the Modern Rogue World Headquarters (least: no septic, most: cathartic naked running). Movie Draft Minute? (No). "I have to pee so bad is this ending soon?" (Yes).

Quotes

  • "I'm so excited I'm going to crawl into the ceiling" -Brian "Yep, this violates our terms of service" - Justin
  • "Do you have five badges to Dragon Con?" (Allegedly)
  • "How do you have fucking legit-ass counterfeit money?" "Amazon" (Brian and B Kofford)
  • "That was almost a fucking swell, and you shit stomped it" -Brian "Sorry, your standing ovation two minutes ago wasn't enough" - Justin

Facts

  • Filmed live at Dragon Con 2018 in Atlanta, Georgia.

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Preceded by:
"Jay Walking"
Live from Dragon Con 2018
Followed by:
"Dr. Brushwood's Scale of Emissions"