Strong Hands and Lanolin

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Strong Hands and Lanolin
Number 223
Broadcast Date May 30, 2018
Episode Length 01:36:05
Hosts Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young

Brian's coming at you live from the down-undah with stories of the upside-down world. Plus, we play the new game, "Etsy or Would You Rather?" Bah means no!

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You really missed it in the pre-show and post-show

Patrons get the pre- and post-show early as well as their own RSS feed for them. This week you missed a spoilery discussion of the movie SOLO even though Brian hasn't seen it, and Bonnie's "You don't have a hair on your pussy" statement.

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Where in the world is Brian Brushwood

Brian and Bonnie are in Australia, or "The Miami of Australia" as he called it. It seems "Coca Cola No Sugar" is a thing in Australia. It's not Coke Zero, it's not Diet Coke, and it's ingredients are a mystery. Also Brian thinks it tastes like garbage.

Brian is appearing at AUSCert, and Darren Kitchen is there too, "This Motherfucker" - Justin

Brian and Bonnie wanted to be tourists, so they went to Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary, where they saw animals that were doing fine. Kangaroos, crocodiles oh my. For AUS$30 they got to have their picture taken holding a Koala named Eliza.

Speaking of babies, they got to meet Blerch, Ev Lloyd's child at the Australian meetup. The bartender liked when Brian was on Penn & Teller, he was right ripper.

Bonnie periscope'd a sheep shearing demonstration. The guy in fact, had big strong hands.


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Allergy Information

Bonnie relates the story of a dude who ate Brazil nuts before having sexual congress with his lady woman - who then died from a nut allergy! Citation Needed (a separate non-fatal case was found) Tune in next time for more JUSTIN'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT.

Be Our Guest (Appearance)

Brian appeared with C. Robert Cargill on the Rooster Teeth podcast. You'll probably be able to watch that at some point.


Hey guys, laywers amirite?! 'nuff said. More next week.


Jingeroo sent along a game: Is a given description an Etsy listing, or a choice from the Would You Rather bot?

Example: "Mouse riding on a snail" (Etsy)

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Diamond Time

Movie Draft Minute

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The Funnest Facts

  • Bryce apparently does not have a passport.

Quoted Quotes

  • "I want to insist that Coca Cola give me a Coca Cola Franchies, or a coke" - Brian riding on Aunty Donna's success with Dominos.
  • "I think that Koala really liked me, I mean I really felt a connection" - Brian
  • "I don't know how much the sheep enjoyed it"" - Brian, regarding the sheep shearing
  • "Is bonemeal made of bones?" - Bryce
  • "You don't have a hair on your pussy if you don't know how to take off the mic on your skype"- Bonnie


Preshow & Aftershow

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Preceded by:
"Bose Before Froyos"
Strong Hands and Lanolin
Followed by:
"Hog Deep in This Hog"