Summer Movie Draft 2017

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Summer Movie Draft 2017
Number 161
Broadcast Date March 21, 2017
Episode Length 1:34:57
Hosts Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young
Guests Tom Merritt, Jennie Josephson, Kristi Kates, Mulango Akpo-Esambe, Scott Johnson, Brian Ibbott, Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ, Patrick Delahanty, C. Robert Cargill, Jason Murphy, MikeTV, Bryce Castillo

It's time once again for the Summer Movie Draft! Who will win? Who will lose? Who will make stupid bids? What movie will be bid on the most? Will t2t2's program work? When will I stop asking you these questions? Where can I submit my own movie draft slate? Well, I can answer that question: http://draft.diamondclub.tv/form/

Contents

Cold Open

Why won't Fr. Robert Ballecer join Night Attack? Because Brian and Justin, that's why.

It's Movie Draft Time Once Again!

It's time once again for the summer movie draft. If you're unfamiliar about how this works, it's just like fantasy football teams, we bid with imaginary game dollars on what movies we think will do well domestically in the US box office, and in effect, we create a slate of movies that we compete against to try to make the most money. If the teams believe that a movie is worth more than ₪100, than they get to bid on just a percentage of the total gross.

Here are the teams this year:

  • Team Night Attack: Brian Brushwood and Justin Robert Young
  • Team DTNS: Tom Merritt and Jennie Josephson
  • Team Cordkillers: Kristi Kates and Mulango AE
  • Team Frogpants: Scott Johnson and Brian Ibbott
  • Team Big and Tall (aka Team TWiT): PadreSJ and Patrick Delahanty
  • Team Scotchbros: C. Robert Cargill and Jason Murphy

The Movies

Girls Trip

The Bids
Scotchbros: ₪1
Big and Tall: ₪2
DTNS: ₪3
Scotchbros: ₪4
Frogpants: ₪5
Frogpants: ₪6
Night Attack: ₪7

War for the Planet of the Apes

The Bids
Night Attack: ₪4
Big and Tall: ₪5
Frogpants: ₪6
Scotchbros: ₪10
DTNS: ₪11
Big and Tall: ₪15
Frogpants: ₪16
DTNS: ₪17
Big and Tall: ₪20
Frogpants: ₪21
DTNS: ₪17
Big and Tall: ₪23

Smurfs: The Lost Village

The Bids
Big and Tall: ₪4
Night Attack: ₪6
DTNS: ₪7

Snatched

The Bids
Big and Tall: ₪2
Scotchbros: ₪7
Frogpants: ₪8
Scotchbros: ₪9
Frogpants: ₪10
Scotchbros: ₪11
Frogpants: ₪12

Power Rangers

The Bids
Cordkillers: ₪3
Scotchbros: ₪4
Big and Tall: ₪10
Night Attack: ₪11
Frogpants: ₪12

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

The Bids
Big and Tall: ₪50
DTNS: ₪51
Night Attack: ₪52
DTNS: ₪53
Night Attack: ₪54
Cordkillers: ₪55
Night Attack: ₪56
DTNS: ₪57
Night Attack: ₪58

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

The Bids
Big and Tall: ₪20
Night Attack: ₪35

Spider-Man: Homecoming

The Bids
Big and Tall: ₪25
Scotchbros: ₪35
Frogpants: ₪36
Big and Tall: ₪40
Scotchbros: ₪41
Big and Tall: ₪42
Frogpants: ₪43
Big and Tall: ₪44
Frogpants: ₪45
Big and Tall: ₪46

CHiPs (Bitch)

The Bids
Frogpants: ₪1
Big and Tall: ₪4
Scotchbros: ₪10

Alien: Covenant

The Bids
Big and Tall: ₪8
Frogpants: ₪11
Cordkillers: ₪12
Frogpants: ₪13
Cordkillers: ₪15
DTNS: ₪16
Frogpants: ₪17

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

The Bids
Big and Tall: ₪5
Scotchbros: ₪6
DTNS: ₪7
Frogpants: ₪8
DTNS: ₪9
Frogpants: ₪10

Baywatch

The Bids
Big and Tall: ₪5
Scotchbros: ₪15

Dunkirk

The Bids
Cordkillers: ₪8
Frogpants: ₪12
Cordkillers: ₪13
DTNS: ₪14
Cordkillers: ₪15
Frogpants: ₪16
Cordkillers: ₪17
DTNS: ₪18
Cordkillers: ₪19
Frogpants: ₪20
DTNS: ₪21
Frogpants: ₪22

The Mummy

The Bids
Big and Tall: ₪10
Cordkillers: ₪12
Scotchbros: ₪15
Cordkillers: ₪18
Scotchbros: ₪19
DTNS: ₪20
Cordkillers: ₪21
DTNS: ₪22
Cordkillers: ₪23

Life

The Bids
Scotchbros: ₪5
Frogpants: ₪6
Cordkillers: ₪7
DTNS: ₪8
Frogpants: ₪9
DTNS: ₪10
Cordkillers: ₪11

The Fate of the Furious

The Bids
Frogpants: ₪27
Big and Tall: ₪31
Scotchbros: ₪35
DTNS: ₪36
Scotchbros: ₪37
DTNS: ₪38

The Circle

The Bids
Big and Tall: ₪4
Scotchbros: ₪5
Cordkillers: ₪6
Frogpants: ₪7
Cordkillers: ₪8

The Dark Tower

The Bids
Scotchbros: ₪5
Big and Tall: ₪10
Frogpants: ₪11
DTNS: ₪12
Frogpants: ₪13
DTNS: ₪14
Frogpants: ₪15

Atomic Blonde

The Bids
Big and Tall: ₪3
DTNS: ₪4
Scotchbros: ₪5
DTNS: ₪6

Captain Underpants

The Bids
Big and Tall: ₪7
DTNS: ₪8

Wish Upon

The Bids
Big and Tall: ₪2
Scotchbros: ₪4
Frogpants: ₪5

Wonder Woman

The Bids
Frogpants: ₪7
Big and Tall: ₪31
DTNS: ₪32

Rough Night

The Bids
Scotchbros: ₪7
DTNS: ₪8
Big and Tall: ₪9
Scotchbros: ₪10
Big and Tall: ₪11
Scotchbros: ₪12
Big and Tall: ₪13

Ghost in the Shell

The Bids
Big and Tall: ₪10
Scotchbros: ₪15
Big and Tall: ₪18
Scotchbros: ₪19

Despicable Me 3

The Bids
Frogpants: ₪7
Big and Tall: ₪18
Cordkillers: ₪19
Scotchbros: ₪25
Cordkillers: ₪26
Scotchbros: ₪28
Cordkillers: ₪30
Scotchbros: ₪31
Cordkillers: ₪32
Scotchbros: ₪33
Cordkillers: ₪34
Scotchbros: ₪35
Cordkillers: ₪36

The Boss Baby

The Bids
Frogpants: ₪7
Big and Tall: ₪18

Transformers: The Last Knight

The Bids
Frogpants: ₪7
Scotchbros: ₪23

Cars 3

The Bids
DTNS: ₪9
Scotchbros: ₪22

The House

The Bids
Scotchbros: ₪11
Cordkillers: ₪12

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

The Bids
Frogpants: ₪7
Cordkillers: ₪10
Scotchbros: ₪11

The Final Slate

Team Night Attack

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Girls Trip

Team DTNS (₪9 remaining)

Smurfs: The Lost Village
The Fate of the Furious
Captain Underpants
Wonder Woman
Atomic Blonde

Team Cordkillers (₪10 remaining)

Life
The Circle
The Mummy
Despicable Me 3
The House

Team Big and Tall

The Boss Baby
Rough Night
Spider-Man: Homecoming
War for the Planet of the Apes

Team Frogpants (₪7 remaining)

Power Rangers
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
Snatched
Alien: Covenant
Wish Upon
Dunkirk
The Dark Tower

Team ScotchBros

CHiPs
Ghost in the Shell
Baywatch
Cars 3
Transformers: The Last Knight
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

To see the results of these choices, visit http://draft.diamondclub.tv
For weekly updates on the draft, watch It's Spoilerin' Time, hear the Movie Draft Minute from Roberto Villegas and Blendermf on Night Attack, and follow @MovieLeagueMike on Twitter and the Diamond Club subreddit for the Chatrealmer's Ridiculously Unofficial Movie Draft Update Memo, or CRUMDUM updates.

Patreon

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Great Quotes

  • "Chips bitch!" - Team Scotchbros
  • "She quit the next day." - WScottis1 jokingly referencing a news fail in the aftershow which was repeated multiple times by Brian, Justin, and the chat.

Fun Facts

  • This is the first time in 2 years that Team Frogpants has returned to the movie draft.
  • This is the first time in 4 years that Fr. Robert Ballecer has returned to the movie draft.
  • This is the first time in 4 years that C. Robert Cargill has returned to the movie draft.
  • This is the first time in 5 years that Patrick Delahanty has had a slate in the movie draft.
  • This is the first time in 7 years that Jason Murphy has returned to the movie draft.
  • In order to do show notes, the show notes writer had to take 30 screenshots of all the bids right when the clock reached zero.

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Preceded by:
"Austin Night Attack Live 2017"
Summer Movie Draft 2017
Followed by:
"Dos Amigos Blancos (w/ Tom Merritt)"