That's Erotica

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That's Erotica
Number 51
Broadcast Date February 17, 2015
Episode Length 1:11:01
Hosts Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young
Guests Bonnie Brushwood, Tay Allyn

Well, we ALMOST went a year without complete technical failures. In this episode, Tay Allyn joins us to read some erotic fiction, then she (possibly) shows us her nipple.


Cold Open

Excerpt from the We Have Concerns episode "Sit Stand Die" featuring Justin.


Jesus, remember when we went like 50 episodes without tech issues on the show? Well, I guess we've just been saving them up for tonight, because there's tech issues galore. So much so that they eventually abandoned the episode.

Just a minute or two into the show, the video stream took a dump and the Chatrealm freaked out. Brian and Justin tried to just power through, but the show was thoroughly derailed. Luckily the problem was fixed and the show recovered.

However the video took a shit a few more times during the show and it was really annoying for the live viewers.

Too Old to Drink

Justin had a few days of hard drinkin' and he's starting to think that maybe his days of constant boozin' are numbered. The guy's discussed their thoughts on drinking and Bonnie blessed us with a story of a drunken Brian at a bachelor party slamming his head into an ice chest.

Here's the photo referenced during this bit.

Smoke Weed Everyday

Lately Scott Johnson has been making Vines featuring his new favorite rap drop "Smoke Weed Everyday". For example there's this one.

You can check out more of Scott's Vines here.


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Tay Allen

Tay Allyn, the queen of Awk-pop, is here! Well, she SHOULD be here. Brian tried to get her on Skype, but she wasn't in Brian's contacts. Justin tried to stall while Brian and Tay worked out their connection issues. It almost worked, but after a minute or two Tay finally came on the show.

Choose Your Own Erotic Fiction

A Chatrealmer created their own choose-your-own adventure erotic novel and the guys are going to play it live on the air with Tay making all the decisions. The book Exploring the Warm Castle was featured during Diamond Time during a previous episode. The story was almost as obsessed with architecture as it was with sex.

If you're feeling sexy, you can buy the e-book and play for yourself. It's on Amazon for $1.99. Why not?

Hey Tay

Brian and Justin tried out some different ways to start a conversation with Tay using only the word "Hey".

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50 Shades of Tay

Tay has a new video out called 50 Shades of Tay, filmed by Chatrealm's own Zak Holder, to capitalize on the popularity of 50 Shades of Grey. The video shows her in various revealing swimsuits, getting a spray-tay and laying by the pool, only for it to take an awkward twist. #BeAwk. Watch 50 Shades of Tay here.

Also, do we have another Tay 3:39 on our hands? Check out the last 45 seconds of this new video.

Diamond Time

If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to the weekly Diamond Time post on the DiamondClub subreddit. Instructions on how to format your submission can be found in the post!

Tech Issues

So for about the last 15-20 minutes of the episode the MetaCDN stream took a major dump and was only streaming audio. Brian's local recording totally failed and recorded almost none of the show. Leon's stream recording captured most of the show, minus the times the stream died.

So here's what we have:

  • Preshow - Full audio and video.
  • Show - Video of most of the show minus a few dropouts. The last 15-20 minutes of video is missing. An audio recording was started during Diamond Time and continued through the end of the show.
  • Aftershow - Audio of the entire thing plus video when Brian restarted the stream. But Leon's an idiot and he didn't realize that he was also recording audio through his webcam so there's probably some typing and background noise the first 50+ minutes of his audio recording... UGH.

Great Quotes

  • "Thanks for saying what I do makes sense, because Lord knows what I do doesn't make sense." - Tay
  • "Eat that spam, suck my dick!" - Brian (sung)

Fun Facts

  • Hearthstone references: 1


Preshow & Aftershow

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Preceded by:
"That's Bananas"
That's Erotica
Followed by:
"That's Thursday"