The Equine Clam Party

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The Equine Clam Party
Number 250
Broadcast Date December 06, 2018
Episode Length 01:11:01
Hosts Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young

It's episode 250 and we dive deep into literally buying celebrities. We also test Brian and Justin's objective quiz-taking abilities in "Ask the Experts." Plus, the actual, real, not-made-up plot to Second Act and your emails to


250 Episodes!

It's episode 250 of Night Attack! Nobody really realized until shortly before the show start so it's not like this show has anything special planned. Next year will be Brian and Justin's 10th anniversary.

I got 88 Celebs and Hitler ain't one

Justin has discovered that there was websites where you can pay money and have a "Celebrity" (loose definition) record a short voicemail message or video for you. As with anything that is available to the masses - it was exploited. A neo-nazi group got Brett Favre Beans to read out a statement that initially seems vague but turned out to be full of anti-Semitic points.

Moving on from nazi punks, some "Celebrities" included Kevin Sorbo, Rebecca Black and Snookie. Brian and Justin attempted to guess how much a couple of celebrities' messages cost.

  • Lance Bass (Brian guessed $250, which was correct)
  • Holly Madison (Brian guessed $125, actually $50)

The challenge, put them in order: Rebecca Black, Wesley Snipes, Billy Zane. Brian guessed:

  • Rebecca Black $75 (actually $40)
  • Billy Zane $80 (actually $500)
  • Wesley Snipes $100 (actually $500)

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It's a game from Biocow. It's two separate quizzes. Brian has to answer questions about magic, and Justin has to answer questions about Politics.

This quiz absolutely 100% fair and certainly not rigged in any one host's favor. The game was so spectacular you should watch the game and experience the thrill of competition yourself.

Diamond Time

Movie Draft

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Mail Bag

Some jokes to try to make Brian emit his signature laugh ("Not bad"). What's the most dangerous thing you did entertaining someone? (Brian cut his lips with scissors, Justin set his face on fire)

Fun Facts

  • Catfaps has been harassing Justin with Mayo-themed memes.
  • Key West beaches are a lot of coral.
  • David Copperfield was born September 16th, 1956.
  • President's day is in February.


Preshow & Aftershow

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Preceded by:
"I'm Still Hot -- Kick Rocks!"
The Equine Clam Party
Followed by:
"Simply Having A Wonderful Cargill Time"