The Fall of the Romaine Empire
|The Fall of the Romaine Empire|
|Broadcast Date||November 21, 2018|
|Hosts||Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young|
The A-Hole Team gets back together to alert the US audience about a danger in their very homes: romaine lettuce. Plus, we're joined with Ali Spagnola to scientifically guess the night attacks in the news. And your emails to email@example.com
Send in relationship questions for next week's show to firstname.lastname@example.org
Find all the anti-romaine adobeshops over at https://twitter.com/i/moments/1065099830119288832.
It's Black Friday
Let Us Give Thanks
It's true, the GUBMINT has declared a dire warning that all romaine lettuce will kill you instantly in your sleep. It is up to Justin and Brian to get the word out and warn the unsuspecting public.
The mission: generate as much anti-romaine propaganda as possible. Chatrealm was up to the task
Brian, however, attempted to write "Romaine 4 Shame" on his forehead and was pretty much unsuccessful. At least he was able to wipe it off.
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This BIT BOSS that romained at the end of this episode was SOMETHING NOBODY COULD UNDERSTAND, ENUNCIATE!
It's Ali Spagnola!
Night Attack Apologizes For Game
It's a game from Peter Jansen! It's a variation on the "apologizes for" game with headlines that contain "Night Attack" in them. There's a word in the headline blanked out, and they have to guess what it is.
- Couple are squirted with BLANK in a horrible late night attack. Brian: fake blood, Ali: love, Justin: urine. The answer was MYSTERY BURNING LIQUID , Justin was the closest.
- Suspects arrested in drive by BLANK attack that damaged the eyesight of Torrance man. Ali: wink, Justin: headlight, Brian: acid. The answer was PAINTBALL. Brian was closest
- BLANK set on fire in arson attack on Gold Coast. Justin: Church, Brian: dumpster, Ali: bar. The answer was LAWNMOWER Brian was closest.
The last question is three points! It's anyone's game!
- Florida man happy to be alive after BLANK attack leaves him with forty-one stitches in face. Ali: Old person, Justin: alligator, Brian: shark. It was BEAR. Ali was probably closest!
Ali Wins! Do you have a game to play? Send it to mail at night attack dot tv. You may in fact be a recipient of a sticker pack from http://StickersOrDiaf.com.
This is still going? Brian is in the lead! Get the Deet Deet Deets at http://draft.diamondclub.tv.
- driftadakota's Grandmother has cancer and needs help. http://bit.ly/yolo420cancer
- visit /r/AccidentalDiamondClub
- wait, only two submissions? Get on it, slackers.
More great pictures of birds! Reddit gold! A lack of emails! For next week, send in your relationship questions.
- "Yo, this religion shit is lit" - Justin, as a child in sunday school
- "Romaine? More like David Blaine!" - Brian
- "We're lighting it up with the 18-25 demo!" - Justin
- "This is what happens when Bonnie is sick and can't make the show, Brian starts writing on his forehead" - Bryce
- "Just trying to not get demonitized" - Ali Spagnola
- Brian has a builder coming out to the Modern Rogue World Headquarters this week
- Many countries have a "Gold Coast"
Preshow & Aftershow
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| Preceded by:
"Stick With Ostriches"
| The Fall of the Romaine Empire
|| Followed by:|
"I'm Still Hot -- Kick Rocks!"