The Real Spare Bedroom Was The Friends We Made Along The Way

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The Real Spare Bedroom Was The Friends We Made Along The Way
Number 290
Broadcast Date September 19, 2019
Episode Length 01:41:10
Hosts Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young
Guests Jack Allison

It's the final broadcast from Brian's home podcast studio--we're moving to the new compound this week! A brief trip down memory lane. Plus, Jack Allison from JackAM is on to talk Twitter beefs made real and play the new, legally-original game "Connection Activity '19!" I've considered dick length!

Check out JackAM at http://twitch.tv/jackam and get tickets to see him live in Chicago at https://shop.bazizio.com/

Contents

This is the End

This is it, it's the last show from the BBLive Studios which have been in a spare bedroom in Brian's house for the last eleven years or so. His "safe place to be bad" as he has referred to it to develop his craft of streaming on the internet. After this show the plan was to take the BBLive studio apart and transport it to the new Modern Rogue World Headquarters location.

So of course, the best time to star reminiscing about the past is when it's going away so they talked about how Brian started streaming, and Justin became pals with Brian and they started hanging out via streaming together.

Then Brian made a really terrible CNET joke.

What's in a Name

So what are the names associated with the new location Modern Rogue World Headquarters? Diamond Club Studios? The Seven-Acre Shwood? Well if you're crazy with cash you can name it yourself https://www.scamstuff.com/products/2019-mr-fundraiser

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This episode's the THE BIT BOSS was JORDANDEMOSS

Jack Allison is Here

Jack Allison, of JackAM https://twitch.tv/jackam and prolific twitter personality https://twitter.com/jackallisonlol, is here.

Connection Activity Game 19

It's a game suspiciously like a game show from the 70's with contributions collected from the chatrealm. Everybody gets a prompt, and if everyone who matches the player's answer gets a point. Everybody plays including Bryce and Bonnie.

  • The amazing brisk Brian has a new twist on his block head magic trick, instead of breaking a cinder block on his head - he hits BLANK.
    • Brian's question: DAT ASS
    • Jack: VOLTRON
    • Justin: A BRICK
    • Bonnie: A NAIL
    • Bryce: HIS NUTS
  • Judicious Justin was disappointed in his new fitbit. It measures step count, it measures heart rate but I hoped it would measure BLANK.
    • Justin's question: DICK SIZE
    • Brian: COCK STROKES
    • Jack: DAT ASS
    • Bonnie: BEARD LENGTH
    • Bryce: CUM AMOUNT
  • Post-coitus, Georgina said "the last time I was this wet was when Bryce BLANK."
    • Jack's question: CUM AN AMOUNT
    • Justin: CRIED ON MY PUSSY
    • Brian: RAN THAT WET T-SHIRT CONTEST
    • Bonnie: DICK LENGTH
    • Bryce: FORMED DICK-TRON
  • The Superfriends threw a crazy party for Robin's 21st birthday. Aquaman got so drunk he passed out, when he woke up the next morning he was surprised to find Batman's batarang in his BLANK.
    • Bonnie's question: UP HIS BUTT
    • Brian: HIS CRUSH, GREEN LANTERN
    • Justin: FISH BUTT HOLE (CONNECTION POINTS!)
    • Jack: GILLS
    • Bryce: GILLS
  • Have you heard Podcaster Paul's new podcast? It's called "This week in BLANK."
    • Bryce's question: PODCASTS
    • Brian: BUNYUNS
    • Justin: CUM
    • Jack: MEASURING VOLTRON'S DICK
    • Bonnie: JESUS
  • This new restaurant has great food, but it was odd - they were serving pasta with BLANK sauce
    • Brian's question: CUM
    • Justin: VOLTRON
    • Jack: CUM (CONNECTION POINTS!)
    • Bryce: CUM (CONNECTION POINTS!)
    • Bonnie: CUM (CONNECTION POINTS!)
  • We couldn't make our four year old understand why our terrible dog couldn't be entered in the kennel club show. It has a head like a poodle, tail like an afghan, and short hairy legs like a BLANK
    • Justin's question: BRYCE
    • Brian: AWARD WINNING POLITICAL PODCAST HOST
    • Bonnie: SASQUATCH VOLTRON
    • Bryce: VOLTRON
    • Jack: VOLTRON WHO USED LEG PIECES TO INCREASE DICK SIZE MEASUREMENT
  • Bold Bonnie was searching the web one day and was in shock. She managed to find photos of Brian on a website full of celebrity BLANK
    • Jack's question: CUM
    • Justin: CUM (CONNECTION POINTS!)
    • Brian: KNEES
    • Bonnie: VOLTRON CUMSICLES (CONNECTION POINTS!)
    • Bryce: HEARTHSTONE E-PEEN LEWDS
  • Stupid Stu is so dumb, when his wife told him the computer needed more ram he went to BLANK.
    • Bonnie's question: CANADA
    • Brian: THE NIGHT ATTACK SHOW
    • Justin: THE RAM STORE
    • Jack: THE FREAKIN' HOOVER DAM
    • Bryce: THE ZOO

Last round worth four points! Open prompt! If anyone connects with anyone they get a point!

  • The amazing dumb Donald was so dumb, he actually pulled BLANK out of a hat.
    • Justin: VOLTRON'S CUM
    • Brian: VOLTRON
    • Bryce: CUM
    • Jack: CUM
    • Bonnie: A HAIR

Everybody wins but Bonnie! If you have a game, send it to mail at night attack dot tv. Don't send it anywhere else that would be dumb.

You Don't Know JackAM Tour

Jack and Cait are touring the JackAM and Struggle Session shows, get tickets at https://shop.bazizio.com/

Jack is also known for being active and confrontational on twitter, and so there was a discussion of the WGA election and "packaging."

Diamond Time

Movie Draft

Is it over? Nobody's really sure but in a couple of days the winter movie draft is going to start up again yaaaaay. http://draft.diamondclub.tv

Mailbag

What's a too-frequent name among your social circle that's odd? (Brian knows a lot of people with one eye, Justin knows a lot of Brians). How about a series on how to get the college experience without going to college (we were going to write a book, but saw a squirrel)

Fun Facts

  • Justin's area of Florida growing up used to refer to the drug ecstasy as "Beans"
  • Andrew Bancroft, past guest on the show and who wrote the Bonearth Anthem ("Eight equals equals dee") has a show on Broadway.

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Preceded by:
"Extended Catwalk Universe"
The Real Spare Bedroom Was The Friends We Made Along The Way
Followed by:
"Sisyphus Dunks"