The Virgin Vurp

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The Virgin Vurp
Number 294
Broadcast Date October 17, 2019
Episode Length 01:36:42
Hosts Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young

All the hottest, sharpest insights from tonight's Democratic debate. Justin was given a shot--what did he do!!! Plus, a spooooky edition of the long-forgotten game "I Said What?!" Primary at Bernie's!

Contents

Debate

Justin was streaming before the show watching the american Democratic party debate. Brian had said in solidarity he would watch it, but did not. So there was some interplay of Brian trying to bluff his way through answering questions about the debate. Justin then gave his actual summary of the debate.

With Bernie Sanders' heart attack before the debate, Bryce called it "Primary at Bernie's" after the movie "Weekend at Bernie's"

Justin Throws Up

Brian has never tried "White Claw" and Justin points out that it's low-calorie booze and so Brian is the target market. Justin, Mitzula and Wil Harris were out in Vegas and Wil Harris tried White Claw.

Justin asserted that he's never been "good" doing shots. Wil brings over a Crown Royal Apple shot for Justin. Brian and Justin discussed techniques of "not" doing a shot but making it look good in the process. The chat voted for "Big toast, little sip." Justin revealed that he took the shot, kinda choked on it, but then "vurped" as Brian described, not a full vomit but enough that he tried to catch it with his hands.

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This episodes the THE BIT BOSS was BIGJIM5.

"I Said What?" Game

It's a game that they've played before but this iteration was largely organized by Spyderbyte. Given a quote from the past, they have to guess who said it. The game was structured that even Bryce couldn't see the answers and so everyone got to play along.

  • "I'm going to set fire to the internet with this pizza shit"
    • Brian: Bonnie
    • Justin: Brian
    • Bryce: Justin
    • Bonnie: Justin
    • Chat: Brian
    • It was: BRIAN (from NA184)
  • "We'll go to iHOP so I can pour some syrup on my disrespected junk"
    • Brian: Bonnie
    • Justin: Justin
    • Bryce: Justin
    • Bonnie: Justin
    • Chat: Justin
    • It was: JUSTIN (NA194)
  • "Eeeeee-yah I am so old"
    • Brian: Bonnie
    • Justin: Bonnie
    • Bryce: Bryce
    • Bonnie: Bonnie
    • Chat: Brian
    • It was: BRIAN (from NA21)
  • "Brandt, you don't gotta explain, it's a fuck you old man I do what I want"
    • Brian: Justin
    • Justin: Justin
    • Bryce: Justin
    • Bonnie: Justin
    • Chat: Justin
    • It was: JUSTIN (from NA25)
  • "We just want to know how to make you cum"
    • Brian: Brian
    • Justin: Bryce
    • Bryce: Justin
    • Bonnie: Bryce
    • Chat: Bryce
    • It was: BRIAN (from NA30)
  • "God dammit, I can't remember when I said what"
    • Brian: Brian
    • Justin: Brian
    • Bryce: Justin
    • Bonnie: Brian
    • Chat: Brian
    • It was: BRIAN (from NA206's Aftershow)
  • "You can't stop it, sorry"
    • Brian: Bryce
    • Justin: Justin
    • Bryce: Brian
    • Bonnie: Justin
    • Chat: Bryce
    • It was: BRIAN (from NA117)
  • "Yeah uh whatever, fuckin 18-year old eat shit"
    • Brian: Justin
    • Justin: Justin
    • Bryce: Justin
    • Bonnie: Justin
    • Chat: Justin has bad hair in clip
    • It was: JUSTIN (from NA293), and bad hair or good hair depending on your mood
  • "If you give me the controls, I will drive into the nearest iceberg I see"
    • Brian: Brian
    • Justin: Brian
    • Bryce: Brian
    • Bonnie: Brian
    • Chat: Brian
    • It was: BRIAN (From NA35, never forget)
  • "I'm gonna Bob Dole somebody's dick"
    • Brian: Bonnie
    • Justin: Justin
    • Bryce: Justin
    • Bonnie: Bonnie
    • Chat: Justin
    • It was: JUSTIN (from NA56) also very bad hair

DOUBLE POINTS ROUND!

  • "Look at this AIDS-infested cunt"
    • Brian: Justin
    • Justin: Justin
    • Bryce: Brian
    • Bonnie: Justin
    • Chat: Brian
    • It was: JUSTIN (from NA31)

Justin Wins! Wins? If you have a game send it to mail at night attack dot tv.

Diamond Time

Movie Draft

The new draft is still going, https://draft.diamondclub.tv.

Mailbag

Is there no law when drinking the claw? (They should serve Zima and tell them it's white claw). There are fake hard liquor drinks at the gas station. Maybe an "ain't no laws" show next week? What games are you playing besides Hearthstone? (Brian playing Audica VR in the new space, Untitled Goose Game, also Hearthstone. Bryce is playing AI Somnium)

Fun Facts

  • This episode they were using a live polling tool that works with twitch to poll the chat audience. https://poll.ma.pe
  • Justin had tech problems all day
  • This Night Attack was streamed for the first time at 60 fps.

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Preceded by:
"Bonnie's Bulk Wedding Emporium"
The Virgin Vurp
Followed by:
"That's A Driving Glove, Alright"