Dane Golden

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Dane pictures while speaking on the dolphin incident.
Dane drowning his sorrows which are induced by the show.

Dane Golden is the producer of all twit shows and is a complete dick. In addition, he is the TWiT antchrist embodiment of Christian Bale.

"OOOOOOH GOOOOOD FOR YOU, DID YOU HAVE THEM SIGN A RELEASE?"

Dane has conjured the spirit of Hilter via the Hitler's dice to destroy Brian Brushwood and NSFW. Dane has sabotaged NSFW with legions of Hitler Hell minions and lawyers to destroy Not Safe for Work and banish it from the TWiT Network! Dane Golden eats babies and will replace NSFW with Chad who cannot work a computer worth crap and makes the sound echo and the picture laggy.

Boo this man.

On July 25, 2010, Leo announced that he fired Dane after Dane had a particularly violent outburst when he learned that the original cast of the BBLiveShow reunited on NSFW, without his prior approval. Psycho Sauce Brewing Co. was promptly shut down due to its only customer ragequitting life.

It is speculated that he and jammerb may clash in epic combat to decide the fate of NSFW and humanity as a whole during Internet Ragnarok.

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