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[[Category:Night Attack Episodes|214]]
{{Infobox Episode|
 title  = Shockingly Bad Sportmanship|
 number = 214|
 date   = March 29, 2018|
 length = 01:37:41|
 hosts  = [[Brian Brushwood]], [[Justin Robert Young]]|
 guests = 

}}


A surprising stance on 60 Minutes, journalism, and Stormy Daniels; classic AM radio; and Real of Fake: Canadian Eh-dition. Check out daily articles now at http://themodernrogue.com and get new stickers and pins at http://stickersordiaf.com

==Contents==
===What a Pre-Show===
The pre- and post-shows, [https://patreon.com/nightattack available early for patrons] had some choice moments you may have missed, including:
* An appearance from Admiral Nelson and Captain Morgan 
* A retrospective on the little-known rap career of Paul Harvey
* Shhhhhhhhaving cream
* Real Talk with Bonnie Brushwood, brought to you by Clorox.  It's a bleach, we think. 

===Airline Kerfuffles===
Justin and Ashley went to a wedding in Florida,[https://www.instagram.com/p/BguEG5yhxLY/ looked sharp], and got stuck in a series of delays from Silver Airways.

===The Single-Issue Voter===
A discussion with Bonnie Brushwood regarding the interview of Stormy Daniels by Anderson Cooper on the 60 Minutes program.  Culminating in Brian and Bonnie re-enacting a hypothetical interview - which Bonnie had not seen.  ''gum snap''

===What a wacky circumstance!===
Did you know one time, Marlyn Manson, the 1996 Orlando Magic including Shaq, and Sesame Street on Ice were once stuck at an airport together?

===Real or Fake Canadian Places===
A game from Calgary Guru.  Bryce names Canadian towns and Brian and Justin have to guess whether they are real or fake.  Example: [https://goo.gl/maps/9qQyksVzjyB2 Dildo, NFLD] (real).  

* "Happy Adventure" ([https://goo.gl/maps/KjECKo6ZctR2 Real]) Brian and Justin were both right
* "Eyebrow"  ([https://goo.gl/maps/hK9QYhwmGjA2 Real]), Justin guessed correctly, Brian did not 
* "Stoner" ([https://goo.gl/maps/8NXEgb7D6sF2 Real]) Brian and Justin were both right
* "Swastika" ([https://goo.gl/maps/PqYSGDL5tHr Real]) Justin guessed correctly, Brian did not 
*  "Toonie" (Fake) Justin guessed correctly, Brian did not
* "Morning Wood" (Fake) Brian and Justin were both incorrect
* "Sober Island" ([https://goo.gl/maps/AqQtThD17hu Real]) Brian and Justin were both right
* "Punkeydoodles Corners" ([https://goo.gl/maps/9gm1L9N2WAJ2 Real]) Justin guessed correctly, Brian did not
* "Happy Pants" (Fake) Brian and Justin were both right
* "Climax" ([https://goo.gl/maps/rQz4pSXP85H2 Real]) Brian and Justin were both right
* "Rat Portage" ([https://goo.gl/maps/1nkuDZDbKt62 Kinda Real] as it's now named Kenora) They were both right even though Brian said it was real and Justin said fake!

Who won?  Everyone's a winner, baby!

Do you have an idea for a game?  Send it to mail@nightattack.tv, if they use your game you'll get some free stickers from http://StickersOrDIAF.com. 

During game we also learned that Anderson Cooper is also a Soundcloud rapper, and that George Washington was also a rapper but it's hard to do an impression of George when he has no recordings.  Also he had no teeth.  

===A Codenamed Informant===
Justin and Brian discuss the secret informant on current Russian Scandals, ''Big Dicks Cum Cum Pee Pee Poopy Man.''  He has a very wide tombstone to accommodate his name, and had to be buried horizontally in order to not take up so much space.  ''Scene.''

===Diamond Time===
* You can play Battle Royale Wednesdays with Wscottis1.  http://gamenightdiscord.com/
* You can support [https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-book-of-job-feature-film#/ The Book of Job Movie]
* [https://www.audible.com/pd/Fiction/Thunder-in-Marrow-Audiobook/B07B4LHR12 Thunder in Marrow] is available on Audible.com

===Movie Draft===
The only team with a movie actually out is Night Attack, ''Pacific Rim Upriding'' making $30.3 million. 

===Selected Quotes===
* "I have more Canadian in my blood than you do" - Brian
* "Somebody watched the commercials during Hockey Night in Canada" - Justin
* "Do you think there's a restaurant in Saskatchewan called 'Saske-Shawarma?'" - Brian
* "This episode has so much fucking range!" - Bryce

==YouTube==
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===Preshow & Aftershow===
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{{Succession box|
preceded	=Summer Movie Draft 2018|
followed	= Brian.Spits.On.Bryce.mkv
}}