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[[Category:Night Attack Episodes|.158]]
{{Infobox Episode|
 title  = The Teen Female Market and The Hispanic and Caucasians Market|
 number = 158|
 date   = February 28, 2017|
 length = 1:22:18|
 hosts  = [[Brian Brushwood]], [[Justin Robert Young]]|
 guests = [[Bonnie Brushwood]]}}

Justin gets to go back to school to give a lecture and Brian tries to give questionable advice on how Justin should conduct himself at the lecture. We then take a look at some pretty shitty Kickstarters.

==Contents==
===Cold Open===
Bonnie's got a theory about Prince's song, "When Doves Cry."

===Justin's Going Back to School===
Justin went to Syracuse University and he's going back on Saturday to speak at an alumni event for the college and meeting up with really old friends. Justin ponders whether he should be responsible or if he should smoke weed and show up to the event drunk and be irresponsible. Bonnie strongly encourages Justin to be responsible and reminds him that he doesn't have to be drunk to be "cool with the kids." Brian encourages Justin to be irresponsible and that's where Justin seems to be leaning. I'm sure that'll end well.

===Justin's Twitch Got Partnered!===
[http://twitch.tv/justinryoung Justin's Twitch channel] got partnered over the weekend! If you have Twitch Prime, as part of your Prime membership, you have one free subscribe, where they're normally $5. If you haven't used it yet, go do it! For his celebration stream, he took questions from callers and answered them as [[Captain Morgan]]. It seemed like it went pretty well, so we might try it in the aftershow. (Spoiler alert: they forgot.)

===Patreon===
The Patreon is at $1,607. If you want to become a patron, head on over to [http://www.patreon.com/nightattack Patreon.com/NightAttack].

ANDREW BALLS! ANDREW BALLS! ANDREW BALLS! ANDREW BALLS! ANDREW BALLS! ANDREW BALLS!

===Stephen Cogswell is the bomb!===
Our resident music genius keeps making great songs based on the boys' shenanigans. He made us yet another great tune! Go listen to it at [https://awtfy.com/shark/ Awtfy.com/Shark]!

If you haven't figured it out yet, awtfy stands for, And With That Fuck You. Turns out he also owns [http://andwiththatfuckyou.com AndWithThatFuckYou.com] as well, so whichever floats your damn boat!

===Shitty Kickstarter Quiz===
Hey, there's some pretty bad Kickstarters out there, but some are so bad they get compiled over at [https://www.reddit.com/r/shittykickstarters/ shittykickstarters.reddit.com]. It's our job to figure out how much money this shitty Kickstarter wanted to raise and how much they actually received.

*DON'T MISS OUT ON LIFE WITH THE NOW WATCH
::It's literally a watch that just says the time is "now," no really, that's it.
:Brian's guess: Asked for $1 million, they received $38.23
:Justin's guess: Asked for $5,000, they received $300
::[https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/683469103/dont-miss-out-on-life-with-the-now-watch/ Answer]
::'''Justin is closest!'''

*Glowing Knife vs Brand New Car
::All those Glowing Knife vs. Brand New Car videos online are fake and they're using used cars. This Kickstarter aims for the ability for this person to buy a legitimate new car to test a glowing knife on.
:Justin's guess: Asked for $100,000, they received $100
:Brian's guess: Asked for $38,000, they received $500
::[https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/38840665/glowing-knife-vs-brand-new-car Answer]
::'''Justin is closest on received! Brian is closest on asked for!'''

*RevBottle: Pro Bottle Flipping
::A bottle specifically designed for bottle flipping challenges.
:Brian's guess: Asked for $17,000, they received $623
:Justin's guess: Asked for $10,000, they received $12,000 and hit their goal
::[https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1034557537/revbottle-pro-bottle-flipping/ Answer]
::'''Justin is closest on asked for! Brian is closest on received!'''

*Nintendo Switch Dog Tongue Stickers for Joy-Con
::Makes the Nintendo Switch controller look like a derpy dog face.
:Justin's guess: Asked for $500, they received $600
:Brian's guess: Asked for $1,500, they received $2,000
::[https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1576389298/nintendo-switch-dog-tongue-stickers-for-joy-con Answer]
::'''Justin is closest on asked for! Brian is closest on received!'''

*American Version of a "Doctor Who" Pilot Episode
::This guy wants to make an American version of Doctor Who. It looks super serious and yet the graphics are less than professional.
:Brian's guess: Asked for $10,000, he received $38
:Justin's guess: Asked for $15,000, he received $0
::[https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2033983624/american-version-of-a-doctor-who-pilot-episode/ Answer]
::'''Justin is closest on asked for! Brian is closest on received!'''

*Unruled. A sustainable notebook for creative thinkers.
::A rebel notebook that is without blue lines that I guess is supposed to help creative people draw.
:Justin's guess: Asked for $11,000, they received $9,000
:Brian's guess: Asked for $10,000, they received $3,000
::[https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/383262682/unruled-a-sustainable-notebook-for-creative-thinke Answer]
::'''Brian is closest!'''

*EMERJUG - The Best Personal Urinal
::Yep, it's a urinal.
::For this last one, the boys have to guess how much the retail price of the item is (not the early-bird Kickstarter price), in addition to how much they asked for and how much they actually received. This last round is also worth 1 million points!
:Brian's guess: Normal price is $39.99, asked for $30,000, they received $22,000
:Justin's guess: Retail price is $60, asked for $60,000, they received $5,000
::[https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/32728197/emerjug-the-best-personal-urinal Answer]
::'''Justin is closest on received! Brian is closest on asked for! Brian is closest on retail price!'''

:'''Brian wins the game!'''

Final Score: '''Brian: 1,000,005''' | Justin: 5

===Movie Draft Chat===
*This is the week we find out if Logan lives up to the hype.
*The summer movie draft will overlap the winter movie draft this year, we're looking at March 21st for the date when we pick our summer movie draft slates.

===Diamond Time===
*[http://bit.ly/bradenandandrea ThomasJefferson's Adoption]
*[http://readspaceboy.com/ The Retroactivist]
*[http://yolo420.com/d20swag DM Bootcamp]

If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to the weekly Diamond Time post on the [http://www.reddit.com/r/DiamondClub/ DiamondClub subreddit]. Instructions on how to format your submission can be found in the post!

By the way, [[Tom Merritt]]'s new book [https://www.inkshares.com/books/pilot-x Pilot X] comes out on March 14! Go buy it!

==Great Quotes==

==Fun Facts==
*This is the [[Beautiful Submarines|second time the boys played the Shitty Kickstarter Quiz]].

==Characters==
*[[John Stossel]] in the preshow.
*[[Awtfy]]

==YouTube==
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===Preshow & Aftershow===
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==Links==
*[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wGbW1BSjLHYwA12CHf0yA0utHwPobB_ZercA5gsuWRg/edit Preshow Doc]
*[http://nightattack.tv/episode/158 Night Attack.tv Episode Archive]
*[http://reddit.com/r/diamondclub Diamond Club Subreddit]

{{Succession box|
preceded	=Best Little Warehouse in Texas|
followed	=Truth From The Roof}}