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===Mailbag===
===Mailbag===
What episode is a new listener on?  (Episode 34 - We Make Cake the Old Fashioned Way) What's your favorite places for fast food (Subway, Wendy's, Taco Bell, McDonald's Salads, In-n-Out, Del Taco, Burger King). A picture of a dog (nice), and a picture of dat cat enjoying dat breeze.  Send your mail and possibly your anal pictures to mail at night attack dot tv.
What episode is a new listener on?  (Episode 34 - [[We Make Cake the Old Fashioned Way]]) What's your favorite places for fast food (Subway, Wendy's, Taco Bell, McDonald's Salads, In-n-Out, Del Taco, Burger King). A picture of a dog (nice), and a picture of dat cat enjoying dat breeze (also nice).  Send your mail and possibly your anal pictures don't quote me on that to mail at night attack dot tv.


==Quotes==
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Revision as of 05:29, 1 November 2018

You're Selling Victory!
Number 245
Broadcast Date November 01, 2018
Episode Length 01:46:48
Hosts Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young
Guests MikeTV


Contents

The Twitchcon Report

The guys are back from Twitchcon, with special guest Mike TV in the studio. If this were a choose your own adventure book, they gave the selection of:

  • Brian Great Moments in "Hey Boss" History
  • Brian lecturing an amateur
  • Night Attack becomes a Band
  • The business plan of #boiled

#Boiled

At twitchcon, Brian stalked from table to table of presenters asking "What are you really selling?" One group was giving out cup noodles to passers-by. Brian's great business idea was to partner with the cup noodle people and set up their own table where they sold boiled water under the banner #BOILED. "Well, that's something. Do you have a card?"

Night Attack the Band

Night Attack got offered a slot on a music stage at a bar showcase. "This must be a mistake?" But when did they ever turn down anything? Luckily Mike TV was also at Twitchcon. They also found Ali Spagnola and pulled her in. Also, there was a photo booth so they got some custom family photos of the band (Brian, Justin, Mike TV, Ali Spagnola, Ashley Paramore), and then broke up immediately after the photos were taken.

It was at the point of going in to the bar, they were greeting by a pot-bellied pirate (also the bar owner) who said Justin looked like Dariush. It turns out - he was right. They got invited into the kitchen for drinks and meat.

The showcase was "a blast", but it was so early that the live streaming for the event wasn't running yet. Some people recorded locally, thank goodness, and they showed a short clip of Mike TV performing his hit "Paleophile"

Also after the show, they broke up.

Patron and Meat Patreon Name Chant Corner Hour

Yes it's true. Support Night Attack at https://patreon.com/nightattack and you get your own personal RSS feed with the preshow and the postshow in addition to the regular show. Also if the planets are in conjunction you get selected for the name chant like CARLEZ (pronounced "Dariush").

Also if you're a live viewer you get a minute to subscribe and throw bits and get your name integrated into a fun and interesting story. You can also subscribe with Twitch Prime which is no cost to you if you're an Amazon Prime subscriber.

This episodes BIT DARIUSH BOSS was JORDANDEMOSS.

Great Moments in "HEY BOSS" History

So yeah, the lines at twitchcon were really really long. Also twitchcon sold out, and so there was a question about whether Bryce - who counted as a +1 with Night Attack but didn't have an actual ticket. Turns out though, that Brian had to register for the con in order to get the free ("discounted to zero") ticket - something he did not remember to do.

Anyway, social engineering at the bar, on the street, and at Twitchcon, he got a a nice person to print a badge that simply had "Brian" on it.

Oh wait, Bryce was supposed to have a badge too, right? The person was reluctant to make a second impromptu badge. So they slid over to the helpdesk instead. A series of people eventually gave them the badge. Thank you, youtube.

Then, they got turned away at the door because Mike TV was carrying a guitar and couldn't bring it inside.

Brian Lectures an Amateur

A "near-homeless" guy with a desparate air about him (as Mike TV described it) came up to the group and said he needed guitar strings. Mike TV just has the one set and can't give it up. Despite rejection he persisted in following the group for a block and a half trying to hock a cable for money or strings.

Brian recognized the scam in progress and then proceeded to give the scam school lecture describing the grift-scam back to the amateur and how they were fucking up the routine, resulting in the amateur leaving deflated.

Diamond Time

The Movie Draft

Brian is still in first place, get all the deet deets at http://draft.diamondclub.tv.

Mailbag

What episode is a new listener on? (Episode 34 - We Make Cake the Old Fashioned Way) What's your favorite places for fast food (Subway, Wendy's, Taco Bell, McDonald's Salads, In-n-Out, Del Taco, Burger King). A picture of a dog (nice), and a picture of dat cat enjoying dat breeze (also nice). Send your mail and possibly your anal pictures don't quote me on that to mail at night attack dot tv.

Quotes

  • "Salads don't talk" - Brian
  • "This is my producer Bryce Castillo, he'll take care of you" - Brian, apparently all weekend at Twitchcon
  • "I told them the truth, and they fell for it" - Harry Anderson and Brian
  • "[First Man] has made less money than Goosebumps 2" - Justin

Fun Facts

  • The movie Bohemian Rhapsody is only PG-13.

YouTube

Preshow & Aftershow

Since Night Attack is directly funded by the viewers, the preshow and aftershow videos are available to Patrons of the show ASAP and freely available 48h after release. If you're not yet a Patron of the show, then go to Patreon.com/NightAttack and pledge ANY amount!

Links


Preceded by:
"I'm Doing This For You, Godzilla!"
You're Selling Victory!
Followed by:
"Coming soon!"