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[[Category:Night Attack Episodes|.033]]
{{Infobox Episode |
  title  = Blank Shots Fired|
  number = 33|
  date   = October 14, 2014|
  length = 1:14:53|
  hosts  = [[Brian Brushwood]], [[Justin Robert Young]]|
  guests = [[Bonnie Brushwood]]}}

The complement bomb makes its triumphant return, Brian tells the story of his vasectomy planning and the [[Chatrealm]] has overcome the great NSFW purge.

==Contents==
===Cold Open===
Brian and Justin freestyle a cold open live.

===Night Attack 3 Recording is Underway===
Brian and Justin have been working very hard for you… just not on this episode. The guys spent four days recording the next Night Attack album. Unfortunately they haven't done much prep for this episode.

===Compliment Bomb===
One of [[Chatrealm]]'s favorite pastimes is finding random articles online with open comments and bombarding them with positive comments. The target of this episode's "attack" is an article about the [http://www.ramonasentinel.com/?p=36144 Ramona Concert Association on from the Ramona Sentinel.] 

===Patreon===
The Patreon is at $2033. If you want to become a patron, head on over to [http://www.patreon.com/nightattack Patreon.com/NightAttack].

===Brian Is Getting A Vasectomy===
Bonnie doesn't want any more kids, so it was finally time for Brian to get a vasectomy. He told the story of his doctor appointment in which the doctor was being shadowed by another female doctor. The female doctor was about 27 years old and Brian compared her to [http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-CwDuk2Oh0eY/UHYZxuqmbEI/AAAAAAAANmQ/sFVp4oQit7g/s640/5374553404_73a42754f0.jpg Vi Hart]. Now, if you're a fan of Brian and Justin, you know from [[Night Attack 2]] that Brian is deathly afraid of random boners. Unfortunately he had the opposite problem on this occasion; since he had no reason to try and impress his urologist, he was fairly unkempt down there and he clumsily pulled out a tiny "toddler dick". While the male doctor fondled his package, the topic of Brian's TV show came up. Brian couldn't help but think of the female doctor watching his television show and imagining his tiny wang.

When setting up the appointment for the actual procedure, they settled on Halloween. This gave Brian the idea to dress up his dick in some way for the doctor.

===Friendly Recommendation===
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===The Purge: NSFW===
So between last week and this week, all of the [[NSFW]] archives were wiped by [[TWiT]] in the middle of the night without warning. Reacting to this, [[Chatrealm]] banded together to track down all of the NSFW episodes in order to recreate the archive. Within 72 hours, every episode was tracked down (except for the HD version of ep. 155) and uploaded to YouTube.

The new home of NSFW on YouTube is the [https://www.youtube.com/user/NSFWshowbackup NSFW Show Backup] channel. There are also torrent's for the [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/18635216/NSFW%20Show%20HD.torrent HD video], [https://www.dropbox.com/s/yfwh9oej7n7wams/nsfw480p.torrent?dl=1 480p video] and [https://archive.org/download/NsfwShowAudio/NsfwShowAudio_archive.torrent audio] versions of the show. These torrents were assembled by [[Karl]] from the Chatrealm and we love him for that.

Similarly, the [[Frame Rate]] archive was also deleted. Chatrealmer, Lkalif, single-handedly, put all 153 episodes of Frame Rate on the [https://www.youtube.com/user/frameratearchive Framerate Archive channel].

===Diamond Time===
* [http://www.reddit.com/r/DiamondClub/comments/2j9v3z/diamondtime_watch_them_again_the_nsfw_show/ Watch them again! The NSFW Show]

If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to [http://www.reddit.com/r/DiamondClub/ the Diamond Club Subreddit] and submit your thing. Just be sure to include "[diamondtime]" in the submission title.
 
==Great Quotes==
* "Fuckin' alliteration headline. What a hack." - Justin

==Fun Facts==
* Here's the picture of [[Leon]] wearing a <> shirt in the front row of a Harmontown podcast at the Vista Theater in LA: [http://i.imgur.com/MW6PtqQ.jpg Link]
** The Harmontown episode was [http://www.harmontown.com/2014/10/episode-119-live-at-the-vista-with-bonus-qa/ Episode 119]. If you haven't listened to Harmontown before, seriously listen to an episode.

==YouTube==
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===Preshow & Aftershow===
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==Links==
* [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1amF3IPV1p04IWt1ixs2BWPYTwNvH8TT7mVzpbS6k3F8/edit Preshow Doc]
* [http://nightattack.tv/episode/33 Night Attack.tv Episode Archive]
* [http://reddit.com/r/diamondclub Diamond Club Subreddit]

{{Succession box|
preceded	=We Comin' for You Twitta|
followed	=Coming soon!}}