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[[Category:Night Attack Episodes|.053]]
{{Infobox Episode |
  title  = That's A Year|
  number = 53|
  date   = February 24, 2015|
  length = TBD|
  hosts  = [[Brian Brushwood]], [[Justin Robert Young]]|
  guests = [[Brian Brushwood]]}}

It's the third consecutive Night Attack 1st Anniversary show! We continue to celebrate our independence by talking a bit about the future of the show, we play some [[I Said WHAT?!]] and then Brian loses a Twitter follower.

==Contents==
===Cold Open===
Ya ever heard of chess boxing?

===One Year Anniversary===
Wow, it's been exactly one year since [[Pretend We're Not Here|one week before the first Night Attack Episode]]. Not really sure what happened on [[Pretend We're Not Here|February 24th, 2014]], but it's surely not as good as Night Attack #53.

===Patreon===
The Patreon is at $2128. If you want to become a patron, head on over to [http://www.patreon.com/nightattack Patreon.com/NightAttack].

Also, when Justin was out in Austin, he and Brian talked a bit about where they want to take the show in the future. In doing so, they came up with a new Patreon level at $2500/episode which will guarantee that once a month, Brian and Justin will do a show in the same physical space. The idea being that when they're both in the same space, the episodes are much better.

Additionally, they've added new reward levels for Patrons. At $0.50/episode, you get to vote on "important show issues and titles for the albums". At $5/episode you get pre-release samples of Night Attack albums. At $10/episode you get the full albums before they're released. Then at $50 per episode, you can be one of the Four Horseboys of Night Attack. At this level, you can be Skype'd in and listen to Brian and Justin record their albums live. There's also an implied pinky-promise that you won't release any of the recording sessions on the internet. As the name suggests, there will only be Four Horseboys at any given time.

===That 70s Brian===
Brian got dressed up in 70s garb for a [[Scam School]] Domain.Com ad. [https://instagram.com/p/zf9SsgonUr/ Link]

===South By So Wasted 2015===
So SxSW is less than three weeks away and we still aren't able to nail down any official plans for a Diamond Club party. Usually bars wait around for big companies to buy them out for a night for $10,000 and don't get very excited about a group of a couple dozen jackasses. Once the big boys stop calling, then the bars will come around to smaller parties. We'll see what we can lock down about a week and a half out.

===Soy, You're the Worst!===
Justin was having tech issues, and couldn't connect on Skype, so Brian and Bonnie laid down a new [[MC Allergy]] track about Soy.

===I Said WHAT?!===
Every now and then, we like to play a game called "[[I Said WHAT?!]]", in which Brian and Justin read some old quotes and they have to guess which of the two of them said it.

This time around the quotes were compiled by [[Leon]] and [[Karl]], vetted by [[Mek]], Karl and [[dr_rb]] and the doc was created by Karl.

Here's the doc... in case you want it for some reason. I mean... all the quotes and links are listed below. Whatever, weirdo. [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HHJ_h8elbdo1oSWDHF2PgWAXUECjIHwvU7woClmWkW4/edit Link.]

* "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCG4-Ue4e9E&feature=youtube_gdata#t=3587 The startup promises to bring glory to the Korean peninsula.]"
* Justin's Guess - Justin
* Brian's Guess - Brian
** Correct answer - Brian

* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4VdMGysN44&feature=youtube_gdata#t=839 "We've all become such good friends! Anyway, you're going to jail."]
* Justin's Guess - Brian
* Brian's Guess - Justin
** Correct answer - Justin

* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGcc01fRQH8&feature=youtube_gdata#t=3782 "I just want to talk about people who pee on other people, I'm not gonna lie."]
* Justin's Guess - Brian
* Brian's Guess - Brian
** Correct answer - Brian

* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkOLqT6kWmI&feature=youtube_gdata#t=55 "I sincerely feel like we're a half bag of coke away from being like famous Hollywood executives."]
* Justin's Guess - Brian
* Brian's Guess - Brian
** Correct answer - Brian

* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doA96xNzXO0&feature=youtube_gdata#t=2600 "I'll light your house on fire, and I'll laugh doing it"]
* Justin's Guess - Justin
* Brian's Guess - Brian
** Correct answer - Justin

* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGcc01fRQH8&feature=youtube_gdata#t=3628 "I'm Luigi. I love corpse fucking."]
* Justin's Guess - Justin
* Brian's Guess - Brian
** Correct answer - Brian

* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvc-MbUheUo&feature=youtube_gdata#t=1775 "Why are you still here? Kill yourself!"]
* Justin's Guess - Brian
* Brian's Guess - Justin
** Correct answer - Brian

* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkOLqT6kWmI&feature=youtube_gdata#t=803 "I'm taking these from the chat room.  Fuck me."]
* Justin's Guess - Justin
* Brian's Guess - Brian
** Correct answer - Justin

* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCAtmzaKh2Q&feature=youtube_gdata#t=3209"I am the single most qualified human being on the planet to suck off Johnny Storm." ]
* Justin's Guess - Brian
* Brian's Guess - Brian
** Correct answer - Brian 

* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxpP4cKOgQk&feature=youtube_gdata#t=4383 "God damn, we're amazing."]
* Justin's Guess - Brian
* Brian's Guess - Justin
** Correct answer - Brian

:'''Winner: Justin'''

Bonus:
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCAtmzaKh2Q&feature=youtube_gdata#t=3250 "It burns when I do anything!"]
* Justin's Guess - Justin
* Brian's Guess - Brian
** Correct answer - Brian

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===Maybe It's Time to Bill Our Advertisers===
So the guys really don't give a shit about their ads, who knows if Squarespace or Mailroute actually want to do business with them anymore. Brian and Justin legitimately have no clue since they haven't asked them for money in a long time/ever.

===Brian's Strange Encounter with a Twitter Fan===
So Brian follows everyone on twitter, like seriously he follows 60,000+ people. When you follow that many random people, you're bound to get some people thinking you're a bot. Earlier in the day, Brian had an extended back and forth with a guy that started out as him thinking Brian was a bot, then thinking that he was having a friendly conversation with Brian's marketing person, then he was convinced that Brian had the worst marketing department on the planet.

[https://twitter.com/walters_inferno/status/570341711890657280 Here's the whole twitter conversation.]

===Journey Update===
So here's the plan: we're going to have [[Chatrealm]] vote on the chapters they want to see in the final book. You can see all the chapters and vote to keep or kill each one [https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1ON9a5LLMUonwxUZG3M3C8hT99nOrKnSexKOUeRG7PMs/viewform in this Google Form.]

Additionally you can check out the [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1G7pckgd-LjEX8YAV-gytpOZDpu0VcCML0FztZYRi5tk/edit full book doc here].

===Diamond Time===
* [http://www.sebgonz.com/ Diamond Club merch from Sebgonz]
* [http://bit.ly/524playtest Five24 Labs Play Testing] 
* [http://www.geek-io.net/spoilershow Small Screen Spoiler Show] 

If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to the weekly Diamond Time post on the [http://www.reddit.com/r/DiamondClub/ DiamondClub subreddit]. Instructions on how to format your submission can be found in the post!

==Great Quotes==

==Fun Facts==
* Has it really been a year since the birth of Night Attack?
** I dunno, you can really make an argument for the anniversary being any time between last week and next week.

==Characters==
* [[MC Allergy]]
* [[BoBama]] during I Said WHAT?!

==YouTube==
TBD

===Preshow & Aftershow===
Since [[Night Attack]] is directly funded by the viewers, the preshow and aftershow videos are available to Patrons of the show ASAP and freely available 48h after release. If you're not yet a Patron of the show, then go to [http://www.patreon.com/nightattack Patreon.com/NightAttack] and pledge ANY amount!

==Links==
* [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1C0N-TdE5CMApK9Ts-zzZPkZK229RLkvE0vdJUK7UMpM/edit#heading=h.qalyp41hg6aj Preshow Doc]
* [http://nightattack.tv/episode/53 Night Attack.tv Episode Archive]
* [http://reddit.com/r/diamondclub Diamond Club Subreddit]

{{Succession box|
preceded	=That's Thursday|
followed	=Coming soon!}}