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[[Category:Night Attack Episodes|.228]]
{{Infobox Episode |
  title  = brian-is-testing-a-camera--500.mp4|
  number = 228|
  date   = July 05, 2018 |
  length = 01:30:25|
  hosts  = [[Brian Brushwood]], [[Justin Robert Young]]|
  guests = [[Mike TV]],[[Trey Warren]]
}}

It's the 500th one of these! We're joined by MikeTV (and Trey Warren!) live in Austin to bring a musical flair to "Who-cci Gang?" I'm a writer.

Check out MikeTV live on tour: http://bit.ly/miketvtour

Check out daily articles now at http://themodernrogue.com
And get new stickers and pins at http://stickersordiaf.com

==Contents==
===Oh man what did you miss===
Patrons get the pre-show and post-show early.  This week in the post-show, special guest Vinny Grasso called in, who was just on "Penn and Teller Fool Us" for the second time.  ''I fooled them naked, I didn't know that would become my thing''

===500 Shows! Probably!===
Were you keeping count?  If you go back to the first episode of BBLIVE Show, and all the NSFW Shows and Night Attack shows, tonight is episode 500.  Justin started around episode 3.  

===The PUPDATE===
They are so close to the end of closing on ''Modern Rogue World Headquarters'' that they don't even know what could happen now. 
* Are all the hurdles cleared, pre closing?  YES
* Can we poop on the property?  UNDETERMINED
* When are you closing?  LESS THAN ONE WEEK FROM NOW
* How would you describe your mood?  DETATCHED. 
* Do you want radio silence from the community?  I DON'T FUCKIN' KNOW!

===In-Studio Guests!===
In the studio is not only musical genius Mike TV, but he also brought along Super Trey Warren.  Mike TV is going on tour!   Go see Mike TV on tour! He is going to a ''lot of different places'' including Europe.  http://bit.ly/miketvtour

Right out the gate, Mike and Trey sing a song with Brian about pooping at MRHQ.   

They all watched "Crazy Bitch Wedding March"

Mike is basing his tour on his popularity on https://www.songkick.com/artists/457812-get-set-go and https://www.bandsintown.com/a/1990.  If you signed up with those saying you want Mike TV to play near you, well you're gonna get your wish, don't let Mike down. 

===Patreon!===
Are you a patron?  You get the preshow and the aftershow in your own RSS feed.  With that you would have gotten the latest episode of ''Videogames with Toni B. Casti'' that was in last week's aftershow.  http://patreon.com/nightattack.

If you raise, or are a new pledge, you quite possibly could be shouted out in the traditional ''Name Chant Corner Hour'' like TIM PEQUIGNOT.  

Also you can subscribe at http://twitch.tv/nightattack and bit it up during the bit it up minute and get your name shouted out in hilarious fashion.  

===Salute to 'We Have Concerns'===
It's a show that's not Night Attack, but ''We have Concerns'' with Jeff Cannata and Anthony Carboni just ended their show after 600 episodes.  woo!

===Whooci Game===
It's a game from Kappi! The game is easy, try and figure out what these terms from http://urbandictionary.com mean. 

* [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Weld Weld].  Brian said it was a song about Bill Weld, Governor.  Justin said it's when you jizz on your leg and put your hand on it. Mike and Trey said it's when you stick two pieces of metal together with heat in the inner city. Justin probably got the points. 
* [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Seatbelt Seatbelt]. Justin and Brian elected to get a clue first.  Mike and Trey said it's when you choking someone out while taking them from behind. After hearing the clue, Justin said it's when you tuck your partial boner behind your belt sitting down in class.  Brian said the same thing but full boner. Brian and Justin got a point apiece. 
* [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mud%20flap Mudflap]. Mike and Trey it's when you have toilet paper stuck to your butt after taking a poop.   Justin said it was "dat ass doe."  Brian elected to get a clue.  Brian said it's when your butt cheeks flap farting and taking a poop.  Mike and Try got points. 
* [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=purple+heart Purple Heart]. Brian said it's slapping your dick on someone's chest.  Justin took option for a clue.  Mike and Trey said it's when you're jerking off and squeeze real hard and then you go to a church and say "look at my purple heart."  Justin said when you drink and leave your cans all over the place. People were encouraged to go to the ''Modern Rogue'' episode where they actually did this and leave a comment about the purple heart. 
* [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shitup Shitup].  Justin took the option for a clue.  Mike and Trey say it's shitting yourself while working out.  Brian said when a baby appears to fart but actually shits their pants.  Well adults too why not.  Justin said it was when you did a situp into someone else's butt.  Justin got a point, and Mike and Trey got a point.  Also Bryce got a point because Brian complained. 
* [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Necktie Necktie]. Mike and Trey took a clue.  Brian said it's when you slice a throat and pull the tongue out to look like a necktie.  Justin said it's when your jerking off and jizz on your neck and it looks like a necktie on your chest as a "gushing cum river" or maybe a bolo style.   Mike and Trey said it was strangling.  Brian probably got the points. 
* [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tfti TFTI]. Mike and Trey said "Thanks for the Invite."  Brian said "That Fucker That Internet."  Justing said "The Friendly <s>Titty</s> Tiddy Inspector" Mike and Trey got it!

Mike and Trey win the game!

Do you have a game idea?  Send it to mail@nightattack.tv and you could win a sticker pack from http://stickersordiaf.com

===Diamond Time===
* Vethic's friend has a [https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-critshow/id1390944329?mt=2&i=1000412460280 RPG real play podcast].
* Live_wire wants you to know Tom Merritt has a new book, http://tomsnewbook.com/
* Mattjawad has a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNpAQVcPFB4 video they made at VidCon].  

===Don't forget that Contender===
The Contender, Justin and friend's game about presidential debate is on sale.  Use offer code "Rockets" (note: may not need to use code).  http://thecontender.us

===The Movie Draft===
With special guest announcer Big Voice Jay.  DTNS, still in the lead!  Lots of details at http://draft.nightattack.tv.  

===Bit Leaderboard===
A new feature, who was the biggest twitch bit donater during the show?  YOURMANJEFF.  Congratulations YOURMANJEFF and thanks for your support. 

==Quotable Quotings==
* "I too, am trepidatious" - Mike TV
* "Extraordinary erotic asphixiation" - Justin
* "I'm a writer" - Justin, after describing "undulating endless rivers of cum"
* "I'm texting somebody... not about this" - Brian, using his phone during the game
 
=="Fun" Facts==
* Both Mike TV and Trey Warren were in the studio

==YouTube==
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===Preshow & Aftershow===
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==Links==
* [http://bit.ly/NALINKDOC228 Show Doc]
* [http://nightattack.tv/episode/228 Night Attack.tv Episode Archive]
* [http://reddit.com/r/diamondclub Diamond Club Subreddit]

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