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[[Category:Night Attack Episodes|.238]]
{{Infobox Episode |
  title  = Dr. Brushwood's Scale of Emissions|
  number = 238|
  date   = September 12, 2018 |
  length = 01:13:17|
  hosts  = [[Brian Brushwood]], [[Justin Robert Young]]|
  guests = 
}}

hoo boy, we really did this, huh? Also, a possible-first in a round of "Saturn or IKEA?" Two weeks? Two weeks!

And don't miss the boys live at Scoopfest Vegas (Oct 12-14) and TwitchCon (Oct 26-28)

==Contents==
===#HamsForJay Update===
Jay, whom previously was in the hospital and in a coma, is now out of the hospital and able to drive a car and has a cell phone and such.  Turns out the hardest thing is not to cancel a gym membership for someone in a coma, but to tell the recovered comatose person that you cancelled their gym membership.  #GymsForJay.

===Simpsons Podcast Live===
It's true, it's true, both Brian and Justin will be appearing at the live show of Allie Goertz's ''Everything's Coming Up Simpson's Podcast'' on Saturday September 15th [https://www.eventbrite.com/e/everythings-coming-up-simpsons-the-north-door-tickets-47001565949 (ticket details)]. 

===Two Weeks===
Since Justin is coming to Austin for the Simpson's Show, it was agreed Justin could stay "on the property" at Modern Rogue World Headquarters.  Turns out there's a technical definition between ''"in two weeks"'' or ''"for two weeks."''  

===You, are Number Six===
During the discussion of renting a porta-pottie for MRWHQ there was the speculation that what the numbers meant past "number 1" and "number 2" with regards to bodily fluids.  

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This episodes BIT LEADER (butt) BOSS was SUTTERKAIN.  

===Saturnikea Game===
It's a game via Captainjack913 and Dr. Sarah Hörst of John's Hopkins.  Turns out "names of moons of saturn" and "Ikea product names" are pretty similar.  So the game is easy, is a name a moon of saturn, or an Ikea product.  Example: Titan, which is a moon of saturn.

* [https://www.ikea.com/ca/en/catalog/categories/series/37583/ Backig].  Justin says Ikea, correct!  
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narvi_(moon) Narvi]. Brian says it's an Ikea keyboard thing.  Incorrect!  
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarvos_(moon) Tarvos].  Justin says it's a moon.  Correct! 
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bestla_(moon) Bestla].  Brian says it's an Ikea Spork Holder.  Incorrect! (Ikea has a storage cabinet called [https://www.ikea.com/ca/en/catalog/products/S49191866/ "Bestå"])
* [https://www.ikea.com/ca/en/catalog/products/30258319/ Ivrig]. Justin says an Ikea stool.  Correct!  (It's a glass).  
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jarnsaxa_(moon) Jarnsaxa]. Brian says it's a moon. Correct!
* [https://www.ikea.com/ca/en/catalog/categories/series/25834/ Sinnilig]. Justin says an Ikea pencil holder.  Correct!  (It's a candle)
* [https://www.ikea.com/ca/en/catalog/products/20289726/ Svirvel] Brian says it's a moon. Incorrect! (It's a series of lamps)

This next one is for seven points!

* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fornjot_(moon) Fornjot]. Justin says it's a moon. Correct!  

Justin scores a PERFECT GAME! USA! USA!

Brian has a bonus question:  [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S/2007_S_3 S/2007 S 3].  Brian says its a moon.  Of course it's a moon.  ''"This moon has not been seen since its discovery in 2007 and is currently considered lost."''

===Diamond Time===
* Matt Donnelly has a new podcast!  https://www.abracababble.com/
* MovieLeagueMike has Daily Limericks!  http://medium.com/@movieleaguemike
* Horseboysunited are still cryptic and needlessly vague!  https://www.horseboysunited.com/

===Movie Draft Minute===
IT'S OVER!  http://draft.nightattack.tv.  But this means that it will soon be time for the Winter Movie Draft!  Stay tuned!  

==Quotes of Notes==
* "Diarrhea does not get a number!" - Brian
* "We can't do this by volume, or sweat would be number 1" - Justin

==Those Fun Facts==
* In the post-show, the ancient subject of the story behind the "[[Frodo Baggins]]" picture was brought up. 
* In the post-show, they read an [https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-other-bathroom-numbers article from McSweeny's] about the "other bathroom numbers."  We also learned that Tegan and Sara do not have a Patreon. 

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==Links==
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{{Succession box|
preceded	= Live from Dragon Con 2018|
followed	=What'd I Miss?
}}