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[[Category:People|Hookerbuyer, James L.]]
[[Category:Characters|Hookerbuyer, James L.]]
{{Character Bio |
  name  = James L. Hookerbuyer|
  picture = File:JamesHookerbuyer.jpg|
  First appearance = [[Timecode]] (aftershow)|
  person = [[Chad Johnson]]}}

'''James L. Hookerbuyer''' is a sleazy purveyor of hookers.

==Shtick==
* Says his own name.
* Is generally pretentious and condescending to hookers (especially those he intends to buy).

==Catch Phrase==
* "Mmmmm, I'm James L. Hookerbuyer. Mmmyeah!"
* "Listen, I have two things on my mind. One is banging, two is how cool I can look in this three piece suit."

==Appearances==
* [[NSFW]]
** #148 [[Timecode]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfNLSZkTpQ8&t=32m52s (aftershow)]

==Fun Facts==
* Wears a three piece suit.
* Is loosely based off of [[Jimmy Cox]].
* Moonlights as a glitter-centric magician.
* Exists solely in Tina Turner's Private Dancer music video.

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