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[[Category:Night Attack Episodes|.072]]
{{Infobox Episode |
  title  = Knock-Knock... SHUT UP|
  number = 72|
  date   = July 7, 8, 2015 |
  length = 1:49:44|
  hosts  = [[Brian Brushwood]], [[Justin Robert Young]]|
  guests = [[Scott Sigler]], [[Bonnie Brushwood]]}}

Brian, Justin and Bonnie talk about the best way to answer their phones, they make fun of some made up startups, then Scott Sigler stops by to play a game with Brian.

==Contents==
===Cold Open===
[[Spiro and The Fudge]] encounter a cocaine snake.

===Night 1===
So Justin had an airline snafu on Tuesday night, causing him to miss the show. But since they still had Scott Sigler booked for Tuesday night, Brian decided to just do a stream at the normal time on Tuesday night with just him and Scott. Actually, [[Brandt]] and Rageselect's Grant Davis were in studio with Brian as well so they all played a round of Quiplash with the chatrealm (and one racist). Spoiler alert: Scott won.

Then Brian and Scott just BS'd for a while. After ending the recording, Brian showed a ton of old videos to Scott and Grant for like an hour and a half. It was pretty cool.

===Night 2===
Justin is no longer on a plane, and everything is set for a good old fashioned Night Attack on a wednesday night.

===Loosy-Goosy Chit-Chat Jamboree===
:Topics discussed
* Scott Sigler and Andrew Mayne's new books
*Sizzurp/Purple Drank
* Ways to answer your phone
** "This is ____"
** "There, there my little nigga"
** "Go time!"
** "Hot seat!"
** "Caller you're on the air!"
** "Time's now!"
** Just immediately quote the price you sell your drugs
** "Bing bong!"
** "Life's only constant is death"
** "Quick, before we die"
** "QUICK! GO!"
** Just act like somebody is calling you after the line cut out
** "Oh, just a second, this asshole is calling me on the other line… Hello?"
** Pretend like you just woke up (Brian does this all the time)
** "Make a difference, be the change you want to be."
** "Live it. Be it. Christ is a lie."
** "Give it to me"
** "Face down, ass up, this is ______"
** "Ya did it pal! I knew you could!"
** "Jizz mate!" (begin and end your calls with this)

Brian and Justin accepted The Secret Jizz Challenge: to answer the phone saying "Jizz mate!" as if you're a British person saying "Cheers mate!" whenever the phone rings.

===Patreon===
The Patreon is at $2179. If you want to become a patron, head on over to [http://www.patreon.com/nightattack Patreon.com/NightAttack].

Brian will be in Oakland to record more tracks for future Night Attack albums. Also, BIG NEWS! [[The Merritt Tapes]]! <s>They're coming soon! LOL</s> They were released! PATRONS! [https://www.patreon.com/posts/2843960 GO GET EM'!]

===Startup Generator===
Brian and Justin decided to delay the game [[Neshcom]] had prepared to play on the show and instead they just clicked this fake startup generator button for a while. [http://tiffzhang.com/startup/ tiffzhang.com/startup] They kept generating new startups and talked about them as if they were tech reporters. After talking up the startup for a few minutes, Brian and Justin interviewed their celebrity endorser, Bonnie. The two startups they pimped were [http://tiffzhang.com/startup/index.html?s=268281653577 Picky] and [http://tiffzhang.com/startup/index.html?s=615762134710 Squeezen]

===Friendly Recommendation===
Squarespace!

Brian did the ad to the tune of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7gMkiOPSeA Clarence Carter's "Strokin'"]

Squarespace is the fast and easy way to create a high quality website, blog or portfolio. They've got some sweet-ass tools and templates to make some awesome websites without you needing any knowledge of HTML.


Head over to [http://squarespace.com SquareSpace.com] and try out a 14-day free trial then when you decide to order, use the code "NAP" to get 10% off you order.

===Movie Draft===
* Inside Out is Justin's favorite sci-fi film since Inception

===Diamond Time===
* [https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/a-social-media-helpline iCanHelpline: A social media helpline for schools]
* [http://dctv.link/dctvext DiamondClub.tv chrome plugin] 
* [http://saveadopted.com Adopted: Season Two] 

If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to the weekly Diamond Time post on the [http://www.reddit.com/r/DiamondClub/ DiamondClub subreddit]. Instructions on how to format your submission can be found in the post!
 
==Great Quotes==
* Bonnie: "What can we say and not say?"
: Brian: "We just played the N-word like 20 times." (during the phone etiquette bit)
* "Your Honor, he's literally masturbating right now. Can we please have him ejected?" - Brian immediately before the Squarespace ad

==Fun Facts==
* Fuck Andrew Jackson!
* Sassy McFasty is this year's Ramadan mascot
* For the first time EVER, Justin got a noise complaint while doing the show in a hotel room.
** You might think from watching the show that Justin is a loud dude, but if you've ever been in the same room as him during a show, you know that HE IS SO FUCKING LOUD.

==YouTube==
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===Preshow & Aftershow===
Since [[Night Attack]] is directly funded by the viewers, the preshow and aftershow videos are available to Patrons of the show ASAP and freely available 48h after release. If you're not yet a Patron of the show, then go to [http://www.patreon.com/nightattack Patreon.com/NightAttack] and pledge ANY amount!
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==Links==
* [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Rc3eKbi_G384O0B_fjSCLy3uKtIfldWhYhZDi8Q0Oh8/edit Preshow Doc]
* [http://nightattack.tv/episode/72 Night Attack.tv Episode Archive]
* [http://reddit.com/r/diamondclub Diamond Club Subreddit]

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