Bose Before Froyos

Bose Before Froyos
Number	222
Broadcast Date	May 24, 2018
Episode Length	01:37:49
Hosts	Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young

It's peak-Brian with a tale of side quests and factory outlets. Friggin' LoseAmp. It's broken 1-2-3-4-5 times! You saw it, no tricky stuff here! Night Attack is coming to San Diego and Los Angeles June 9 and 10. Tickets for BOTH are on sale now at http://nightattack.tv/tour This Friday, we're re-doing Black Friday at http://ScamStuff.com. It's our lowest prices of the year...again! And get new stickers and pins at http://stickersordiaf.com

Contents

Pre in the Preshow

Patrons get early access and a custom RSS feed for preshow and aftershow segments. This week you missed looking at Night Attack Tour Posters from the fanmade discord, sneak peek at tour stickers, Brian reminiscing about his early touring days, and an appearance from Penny Brushwood. In the aftershow they discussed some current tv shows like Legion.

Do not forget to tour with Night Attack

Yes, once again we implore you to not miss Night Attack on tour! San Diego June 9th 2018, and Los Angeles June 10th 2018 http://NightAttack.tv/tour

Tour News: The June 10th show will feature Andrew Mayne, Anthony Carboni and Tom Merrit. There will be merchandise (stickers, fanny packs, etc) at the shows that will likely sell out and therefore not be available otherwise.

You can contribute! Go to http://bit.ly/netfeud and you can answer survey questions to be used in games in the live show.

If you want future Night Attack Live Tour shows, the attendance of these two shows will set the standard going forward.

That Puppy Business

Blah blah tax lawyers blah blah. Hey here's a phrase, "Closing Costs" Also there are fireflies at the property. There will be a sale at http://scamstuff.com this weekend to raise money for short-term costs associated with the purchase of the new Modern Rogue Diamond Club City World Headquarters

Cancel this Noise

Brian did what was described as the Most Brian Possible return of headphones. Watch the show for the whole story but involves Brian, Brian showing up before a store opens, an ice cream machine, a note, a phone call, and unimpressed management.

Twitchtreon Name Not Really Chant Hour

This week's selected Patreon was GLEN WOLFBRAND CHILI SCOOP. Contribute at http://patreon.com/nightattack to get your very own shout out. Also subscribe through http://twitch.tv/nightattack and get in the twitch sub mosh minute.

This bit has 1,2,3,4,5 jokes

There were bits with the coins and counting. 1 2 3 4 5. And then he punched me. Trust me you don't need to read more about it since it permeates the rest of the show.

NIGHT ATTACK APOLOGIZES FOR THIS GAME

It's another round of "Apologizes For", where a google news search for "Apologizes for" brings up someone apologizing for something, and the guys have to guess what.

• "Japanese train company issues official apology for inexcusable 25 second early departure"
• "Aqua Ohio apologizes for misprint that causes customers to adult phone line " (Brian got it)
• "UO apologies for statement about student's death" (Justin got it)
• "Woman apologies for stealing dog food, pooper scooper" (Justin got it)
• "Preston Wilson apologizes for making slavery comment during Astros TV broadcast" (Justin got it)
• "Jennifer Love Hewitt apologizes for looking wrecked on red carpet" (Brian and Justin both got a point, also Bonnie guessed "lubricated")
• "Movie theater in China apologizes for telling woman to shut their mouths while watching Avengers Infinity War"
• "High school had to apologize for telling students to party like it's 1776 at the prom" (Brian gets a point)
• "School official apologizes for calling cop a skinhead" (Brian gets a hundred points!)

Brian Wins! Have you spent endless hours crafting a game for Night Attack to play? Send it to [email protected] and you will more than likely get stickers from http://stickersordiaf.com

Diamond Time

• Nick Lundien is cycling to raise money to fight cancer
• Kruge implores us all who can to go and give your loved ones, especially your grandparents, a hug
• Horseboysunited has a vague message at http://horseboysunited.com/

Movie Draft Minute

DTNS? They are in the lead. See all the hot goss at http://draft.diamondclub.tv

Quoting Questionable Quotes

• "Dance until you puke, African Americans" - Brian, trying to walk through a minefield
• "You like money, you like attention, you like girls like your mom? You can have all those if you do those things" - Brian addressing his daughter about the benefits of walking on broken glass.

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Preceded by: "Chet Hit Him in Amazement"

Bose Before Froyos

Followed by: "Coming soon!"