Ack!

Ack!
Number	259
Broadcast Date	February 07, 2019
Episode Length	01:28:33
Hosts	Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young

Surprise date and act announcement for SXSW 2019! March 9th at The North Door. Sign up for alerts when tickets go on sale: http://bit.ly/nightattackemail . A tex-mex loss and Justin's mom drunk-texted him. Plus, we make Brian twist with the new game "Ain't No Followback, Gurl!"

"All's Well: A Night Attack Album" is out now! Grab as many copies as you can carry over at http://nightattack.tv/album

Contents

Billboard

Sure the album All's Well: A Night Attack Album hit #3 on itunes, #1 on amazon, #1 comedy on google play, but why not even a showing on the Billboard charts? Well apparently cdbaby didn't sign up the album for SoundScan which you apparently have to be on to be considered for Billboard...? As Justin said "we never had to do that before" but now they've done that so maybe it'll appear now? Tune in next week to find out.

In the meantime, listen to the album on spotify, or you can buy it. Do what you want Brian isn't your dad.

Nobody Goes There Anymore, It's Too Crowded

A Brushwood restaurant favorite, "Trudy's" closed and another called "Torchy's" opened.

Justin's Mom is Drunk

Justin's mom, whom admitted to being drunk, asked justin who taught him and his brother to stand up to pee, since apparently his step-father sits down to pee. This became a discussion about standing and sitting to pee for guys... and girls, and blue water in the toilet.

Plot twist: Justin's parents got divorced when Justin was 8 years old.

South By So Wasted Live Show March 9th

It's true, March 9th there's going to be a real legit live show at the North Door in Austin Texas. Musical guest Dual Core and maybe others. Special guests the guys from Ice Cream Social will be there. It'll be a full-on three hour show. Full details and ticket information to come. Get on the mailing list and maybe you'll get told http://bit.ly/nightattackemail

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This episode's THE BIT BOSS was jking206.

Brian uses Twitter Game

Brian follows a lot of people on twitter, a lot of people follow him, and Brian engages with a lot of people. The game is simple: given a person, do they follow Brian and does Brian follow them? Note: during the game Brian was cleaning up and following those he did not follow and so you in the future, dear reader, will probably see different results.

Example: Jeff Davis from Harmontown. He follows Brian, and Brian follows him.

• Tone Loc. Justin says he does follow Brian (He does). Brian does not follow Tone Loc back.
• Master Pancake. Justin says he follows Brian (he does not). Brian does not follow them.
• Segway Inc. Justin says Segway does follow brian (they do). Brian does follow Segway.
• Erik Fogel. Justin says Eric follows Brian (he does). Brian does not follow Eric.
• Franceska Jaimes. Justin says she does follow Brian (she does). Brian does follow Franceska.
• Golden Tee Golf. Justin says they follow Brian (they do). Brian does follow Golden Tee Golf.
• Jon Bailey. Justin says they follow brian (they do). Brian does follow Jon Bailey.

The last question, for eight points

• Andy Capp. Justin says they do follow Brian (they do). Brian does follow World of Andy Capp

Somebody won! Who knows! Do you have a game? Send it to mail at night attack dot tv. If you get selected you most likely will receive stickers from http://StickersOrDIAF.com

Let Cathy Smash

The Andy Capp twitter then prompted Justin to ask whether cartoon character Cathy used twitter (they apparently don't), but Cathy Guisewite does and has protected account. This prompted lots of calls for "Let Cathy Smash" and "Ack!" which gave rise to the show title.

Diamond Time

• Scyne does stuff! https://scyne.com/
• Ryan052 has a lame link to a harambe joke.
• jking206 has an instagram with great pictures of birds. https://www.instagram.com/nestintheburbs/

Movie Draft

It really is over. https://draft.nightattack.tv

Mail Bag

Where more to look for resources about theory and academics of magic? Brian likes "The Magic Way" by Juan Tamariz. More great discussion about magic. Send your mail to mail at night attack dot tv.

Fun Facts

• Tone Loc did not make "Bebe's Kids"

Quotes

• "I've never been happier I'm following a porn star" - Brian, about Franceska.

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Preceded by: "Teeth on the Vagina"

Ack!

Followed by: "Coming soon!"