Resssscue Rangers

Resssscue Rangers
Number	72
Broadcast Date	August 27, 2012
Episode Length	1:24:13
Hosts	Andrew Mayne, Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young

A man attempts to smuggle a mysterious creature on an airplane, before the the cops uncover his terrifying secret. A Playboy playmate is busted for moving some serious weight south of the border. A Kickstarter involving a favorite Weird Things topic is debated by Brian and Andrew. A murderous beast stalks in a public Los Angeles park. We offend all of the British Empire.

Also, a brand new insurance policy against danger that’s sssssssssssssssssure to please.

Contents

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The Zombie Club

After cashing in on the erotic fiction craze with The Diamond Club, Andrew proposes that the Chatrealm cash in on another fad: zombies. Just take The Diamond Club and add in zombies wherever possible.

SmuggleFest 2012!

A man that we will call "M. M." was caught smuggling something in the airport. Because of this incident, there is a multi-agency operation called "Operation Snake Pit". Yes, the man was attempting to smuggle 27 snakes onto a plane in the Orlando International Airport.

Since Brian and Justin guessed the last story so quickly, Andrew moved onto another smuggling story. This time a former Playmate was arrested for smuggling a man into the US in her luggage.

Mystery Kickstarter Project

In violation of their "No Twitter During the Podcast" rule, Brian was sent a new exciting Kickstarter project. The project is asking for $8,000 but had already raised $18k during the recording. Justin and Andrew were stuck on the snake idea from the last story and all they could think of was "Rescue Snakes".

This kickstarter is to fund the beginnings of a Space Elevator. Understandably, Andrew and Justin didn't think of space elevator when they heard that the guys were asking for just $8,000. However, this isn't a full-on space elevator (obviously), its just a 2 km tall tower held up by helium balloons.

The Animals are Invading

A few weeks prior to the recording, there was a report of a mountain lion snoopin' around in Griffith Park in Los Angeles. Then, the day of the recording, there was a report of a lion wandering around the town of Essex, England. Also, back in 2011 there was a report of a tiger loose in Hampshire, but it turns out that one was just a stuff animal.

Book Club

Brian

• Kill Decision

Justin

• Doctor Who

Andrew

• Breaking Bad

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Preceded by: "The Man Who Never Stopped Growing"

Resssscue Rangers

Followed by: "Running Over Bigfoot Live From DragonCon"