Brown Hate

Brown Hate
Number	14
Broadcast Date	June 3, 2014
Episode Length	TBD
Hosts	Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young
Guests	Tom Merritt

Tom stops by to talk about being hired by Apple, Brian and Justin accidentally talk shit about a sponsor and Justin debut's his new game Snap it Up!". Ohh, and a TON of "dicks".

Contents

Cold Open

Night Attack TV pitches involving actual murders

Diamond Club Reddit

If you're not monitoring the Diamond Club subreddit, you're an idiot. There's gold in them thar hills! An example of this gold is My Dick's Double. A guy has made an album full of popular songs with key words replaced with "dick". You can follow them on twitter, @MyDickBand.

Patreon

The Patreon is at $2,079. If you want to become a patron, head on over to Patreon.com/NightAttack.

The Elephant in the Room

The guys have been hired by Apple. Apple's reasoning for the hiring is because Brian, Justin and Tom are really good at reaching younger audiences, a market that Apple has always had trouble with. They discussed some of their fantastic ideas that got them hired. Unfortunately they were fired before the episode was over.

Sponsor

Squarespace

Ya know what really sucks?! Roundspace.co.uk! Fuck those motherfuckers! That site looks like dogshit! Ya know what site is great?! Roundspace.co.uk! They're hosted on Squarespace!

Head over to SquareSpace.com/nightattack and try out a 14-day free trial. Then use the offer code "NAP" at check out to save 10% off your order.

Brian is Going on Vacation

Brian has been busy banking Scam School episodes so he could take a two month vacation out in LA. There's gonna be some scheduling issues, so the live episodes might move around a bit over the summer.

Diamond Time

• The Metal Beer Nerd
• Freaks and Weeping Children
• LeonimuZ's Music

If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to NightAttack.tv/DiamondTime or Bit.ly/plugmything.

SNAP IT UP!

In this game, the Chatrealm sends Snapchats to "justinryoung". Tom and Brian guess what the next snapchat will be, Justin plays it and then decides who was closer.

• Brian - rooster with half of its beak cut off in upstate new york
• Tom - man's knee and the hairs look like LBJ
  • Answer - Double chin guy - Point goes to Tom

• Tom - a close up showing hashmarks
• Brian - space shuttle atlantis three days before it's last flight
  • Answer - crying squid - Tom

• Brian - Donald Trump
• Tom - close up of Scott Sigler's nose hair
  • Answer - Cooking food - Tom

• Brian - Cards
• Tom - Foam
  • Answer - Cheez-it - Brian

• Tom- Untrained cables with dust.
• Brian - Original Beatles White album lp
  • Answer - Pirate hat - Brian

• Brian - Tom's stupid face
• Tom - My dick
  • Answer - Three dicks (screenshot of the show) - Brian

LIGHTNING ROUND! One person per snap!

• Brian - A chinese person
  • YES

• Tom - Food
  • YES

• Brian - Copyright violation
  • YES

• Tom - Photo
  • YES

• Brian - Derivative works
  • YES

• Tom - art
  • NO - Salt and vinegar chips

=Aftershow

After the show ended, the guys went back and watched a ton of old musical numbers that the Chatrealm has put together over the years. If you're into a trip down memory lane, check out the aftershow recording.

Great Quotes

• "It was a good run! 14 episodes! Longer than Firefly! Eat shit Joss Whedon!" - Brian

Fun Facts

• If you have something time-sensitive, Diamond Time is definitely not the way to go.

YouTube

TBD

Preshow & Aftershow

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Links

• Preshow Doc
• Night Attack.tv Episode Archive
• Diamond Club Subreddit

Preceded by: "BILLY BILLS"

Brown Hate

Followed by: "Coming soon!"