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===Aftershow=== | |||
Alright, this was a great episode, but it was followed by an INSANE aftershow. The guys started out talking about drugs and MikeTV's stint as a heroine addict. Then there was 90 minutes of drunk [[Hearth and Oates]], which seamlessly transitioned into 40 minutes of talk about jizzing. This all amounted to the longest aftershow in recorded NSFW/Night Attack history at nearly 3 hours long. | |||
The critics are raving! [[Leon]] says "This was THE BEST aftershow since the BBLiveshow days!", the [[Leon|creator of this page]] says "Instant classic!" and [[Leon|Daniel Connors]] says "You and me are the same guy!". | |||
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* During the Travel Corner segment, Brian and Justin invented a new radio duo "Jack Hoff, and Smelly John" | * During the Travel Corner segment, Brian and Justin invented a new radio duo "Jack Hoff, and Smelly John" | ||
* Since all the guests were in-studio, [[Neshcom]] was behind the controls for this episode | * Since all the guests were in-studio, [[Neshcom]] was behind the controls for this episode | ||
* This episode features the longest recorded aftershow to date in [[Night Attack]]/[[NSFW]] history at 2:52:24, just barely beating the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv5v6cwDpy0 NSFW 53 aftershow] by 16 seconds. | |||
** There is no record of [[BBLiveShow]] aftershows, but one of those was probably way longer. I mean, come on, on of the episodes was literally 6 hours long | |||
==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
Revision as of 23:14, 5 May 2015
| Balls Like the TARDIS | |
| Number | 63 |
| Broadcast Date | May 5, 2015 |
| Episode Length | TBD |
| Hosts | Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young |
| Guests | MikeTV |
Justin is live in Austin as MikeTV returns to improvise musical covers of internet videos and Brian brings attention to an unforgivable scene from the 1970s Disney movie "Pete's Dragon".
Contents
Preshow
Before the show got started, Neshcom and MikeTV did a little "What is Mike Watching?" in which they both watched videos without showing them to the audience and Mike had to explain to everyone what was going on.
Cold Open
Spiro and The Fudge encounter some killer lizards (from the Weird Things Episode Officer Fudge's Mystery Package of Death)
Alternate Universe Brian
Justin is in Austin for a Go Game for the sales team at Dell, the same team that Brian was a part of 15 years ago before he pursued a career in magic. Brian and Justin explored the alternate universe in which Brian never left Dell and participated in a Go Game lead by Justin.
Travel Corner
Brian, Justin and Mike talked about airline miles and traveling around the country. Mike told the story of the time he and his band toured the east coast and experienced driving in the snow for the first time. Being a Los Angeles-based band, they didn't really know what they were doing and ended up driving into a ditch on the side of the mountain. Brian told a similar story in which he had a harrowing journey over a sketchy mountain road by himself on his way to a college gig.
GoGames
Justin does team building games for dozens of companies across the country every year and some of the companies are more annoying than others. During the judging portion of the game with these annoying companies, Justin gets a little mean when passing judgement on the competitors' creations. The two times he's been a little short with the customers, he's gotten tipped by the event organizers.
Patreon
The Patreon is at $2,255. If you want to become a patron, head on over to Patreon.com/NightAttack.
Update on The Merritt Tapes: Coming soon lol
Alright, When Was the Last Time You Came in Your Sleep?
- MikeTV - Never
- Justin - Sometime in his teens (maybe more recent)
- Brian - Recently
Mike Cover's the Internet
This is the segment where we show MikeTV an internet video and he comes up with a cover on the spot. If the video isn't that much of a song, instead of a cover he'll just come up with a quick song, which is actually more impressive.
You can support MikeTV on Patreon!
- Videos Played:
- Scott Weiland (clearly on something) & The Wildabouts - "Vasoline" Stone Temple Pilots cover
- What Assholes!
- Dancing Chubby Baby
- Evil Angela Lansbury
- The "rape" scene Pete's Dragon
- GTFO by gmcfosho
- Bikie Wars
- Owen JJ Stone's text to Justin "Crazy cat lady white girl is high and her laugh is shady."
Please Donate Your Skin to the Diamond Club
Chatrealmer, Brett Millions was in the process of getting a <> tattoo during the recording of the show. HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT! He should really alter his will and donate his skin to us when he dies, and really, you should do the same. GIVE US YOUR SKIN!
Noighty Derks
Brian and Justin went on an extended side-jag as creepy victorian drunkards talking about "Noighty Derks", a mispronunciation of a Diamond Time submission for The Nordy Derk Podcast.
Diamond Time
If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to the weekly Diamond Time post on the DiamondClub subreddit. Instructions on how to format your submission can be found in the post!
Movie Draft Minute
A few thoughts from the Movie draft talk
- Ultron won't make what Avengers 1 did - Brian
- The age of giant summer blockbusters is ending - Justin
- The Mayweather - Pacquiao fight and the NBA playoffs hurt Avengers' box office - MikeTV
- Mad Max is gonna SLAY. It'll take the #1 spot away from Avengers when it debuts - Brian
- Besides Guardians, Edge of Tomorrow was the best movie of last summer - Brian
- There will be more good movies last year than will come out this year - Justin
- I hear Ex Machina is great - Everyone
- Ex Machina isn't as good as Moon - Neshcom
Aftershow
Alright, this was a great episode, but it was followed by an INSANE aftershow. The guys started out talking about drugs and MikeTV's stint as a heroine addict. Then there was 90 minutes of drunk Hearth and Oates, which seamlessly transitioned into 40 minutes of talk about jizzing. This all amounted to the longest aftershow in recorded NSFW/Night Attack history at nearly 3 hours long.
The critics are raving! Leon says "This was THE BEST aftershow since the BBLiveshow days!", the creator of this page says "Instant classic!" and Daniel Connors says "You and me are the same guy!".
Great Quotes
- "Sounds like a great way to put a bullet in your brain." - Brian referring to Mike's touring stories
- "At some point, it shouldn't be 'no bars', it should just be a rapist with a knife on your phone." - Justin during the Travel Corner segment
- "We're just guys from Queens, why you gotta act like we love putting our dicks in lizard birds? EEEEEHHHHH I'm Andrew Zarian" - Brian during the Movie Draft segment
Fun Facts
- During the Travel Corner segment, Brian and Justin invented a new radio duo "Jack Hoff, and Smelly John"
- Since all the guests were in-studio, Neshcom was behind the controls for this episode
- This episode features the longest recorded aftershow to date in Night Attack/NSFW history at 2:52:24, just barely beating the NSFW 53 aftershow by 16 seconds.
- There is no record of BBLiveShow aftershows, but one of those was probably way longer. I mean, come on, on of the episodes was literally 6 hours long
Characters
- Noighty Derks guy
YouTube
TBD
Preshow & Aftershow
Since Night Attack is directly funded by the viewers, the preshow and aftershow videos are available to Patrons of the show ASAP and freely available 48h after release. If you're not yet a Patron of the show, then go to Patreon.com/NightAttack and pledge ANY amount!
Links
| Preceded by: "By the Power of My Force" |
Balls Like the TARDIS |
Followed by: "Coming soon!" |