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We're streaming on Twitch now, we're wrong for hating Rogue One and Santa is here to tell us that he had sex with all our moms. | We're streaming on Twitch now, we're wrong for hating Rogue One and Santa is here to tell us that he had sex with all our moms. | ||
Revision as of 11:31, 25 December 2016
| Santa Has Diplomatic Immunity (w/ Santa) | |
| Number | 148 |
| Broadcast Date | December 20, 2016 |
| Episode Length | 1:16:06 |
| Hosts | Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young |
| Guests | Santa |
We're streaming on Twitch now, we're wrong for hating Rogue One and Santa is here to tell us that he had sex with all our moms.
Contents
Cold Open
"That's called prostitution!" - Brian from a Pr0blem Solverz bit (probably from That's Prostitution!).
Twitch.tv
So way back in the old days, we streamed on a couple different sites including Justin.tv. After a while, Justin.tv created/bought/got bought by/did some business thing with Twitch.tv and Justin.tv went away. At that point they only allowed people to stream video games and we had to move on to other streaming services. Well now Twitch.tv opened up their site to non-video-game streams. So they decided to start streaming all their shows on Twitch.tv. People got a little riled up, and you can read more about this Twitch thing here, but long story short: there's a lot of Chatrealmers that aren't into Twitch for a wide range of reasons.
Over the weekend, when the Twitch news came out, Justin talked on Twitter about how they would simulcast all their shows on both Twitch and the normal DCTV. But for this first show they decided to only show the Twitch chat on screen. Not a great way to ease the transition, but I guess they just wanted to get people over on Twitch. There were a bunch of peeved people over in the DCTV chat. It was a bummer.
Let's Look at Old Videos
They looked at old NSFW/BBLiveShow videos.
Patreon
The Patreon is at $1,661. If you want to become a patron, head on over to Patreon.com/NightAttack.
James Cashme II
Santa Claus is Here!
Santa is back to answer your letters!
- Thomas - "My car died, now I have to walk in the snow. Can I have a reindeer?"
- How about you get fucking Instacart?!
- CptFUBAR - "Life's been shitty. Just gimme some cold hard skrilla."
- There's so much suffering in the world, I'm not giving you shit.
- Max - "Seeing everyone happy together gets me depressed. Do you know of any good escort services in Columbus, OH?"
- I don't know about Columbus, but come on up to the North Pole
- Jessica - "All I want for Christmas is an action figure of Quoth(sp?)"
- I don't know what the fuck that is
- Susie Snowflake - "I saw you kissing mommy!"
- Why don't you come sit on Santa's lap?
- Steven - Something about guitars
- Elves don't have bones
- "Is Ghost Dad on the Naughty or Nice list, this year?"
- Wait a minute, forget the dead dad thing, you got cash?
- "Would you ever consider growing out your moustache again?"
- No
- Karl - "I just recieved a shipping container with 1,000,000 beards, what can I do with them?"
- That's weird and gross
- Gambolingman - "What are you doing when you're hanging out with my mom?"
- While you're watching movies, me and your mom are making movies
- FriskyFrisky - "I would like to have my 1983 Mustang back in working condition"
- That thing should've died a long time ago. I don't like the car.
- Michael - "You broke my heart. Shame on you."
- Oh, are you that Michael?
Who Can We Blame for the Bad Parts of Rogue One
Brian and Justin didn't like Rogue One and the internet doesn't like that they didn't like it. Instead of out and out spoiling Rogue One, they started talking about the things they didn't like about the movie by pretending to talk about The Secret Life of Pets.
Movie Draft Chat
- Did we win the draft this summer? - Brian
- Uhhhhh. Yeah? Yeah. - Justin
- Was that this summer? - Brian
- I wouldn't be surprised if Arrival gets an Oscar bump - Brian
- The word on Logan is very positive - Justin
Diamond Time
If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to the weekly Diamond Time post on the DiamondClub subreddit. Instructions on how to format your submission can be found in the post!
Aftershow
They're on Twitch now, so they did Hearth and Oates.
Great Quotes
- "Send me things for a change" - Santa
Fun Facts
- This was the first Night Attack streamed on Twitch.tv
Characters
- Ted Twitch - During the Twitch segment
YouTube
Preshow & Aftershow
Since Night Attack is directly funded by the viewers, the preshow and aftershow videos are available to Patrons of the show ASAP and freely available 48h after release. If you're not yet a Patron of the show, then go to Patreon.com/NightAttack and pledge ANY amount!
Links
| Preceded by: "Beep Beep… Hi" |
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Followed by: "Coming soon!" |