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Approved Bits
Number 191
Broadcast Date August 13, 2013
Episode Length 1:21:32
Hosts Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young
Guests Brett Rounsaville, Iyaz Akhtar, Jason Howell

Brian is super busy with secret projects so it's all up to Justin to plan the show. Justin has dipped into their "maybe pile" of bits that they haven't used before. The results are quite interesting. Also Jason Howell is here to perform!

Contents

Opening Video

Funny fat Guy thinks he can Fly FUNNY

America's Next Top Deformed Cat

Winner: DAT FAT ASIAN CAT!

If you have a cat that you think could be America's Next Top Deformed Cat, send pictures of it to [email protected].

ProXPN

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One Word Debate

Justin reads a news headline and the panel has to chime in with one word each.

  • "God Bless America" sung by an all infant choir has been named the state song of Montana Citation Needed (Sing your answer like a baby)
    • Brett - AMEEEEWICAAAAAAA!
    • Iyaz - WAAAAAA
    • Brian - Hi
  • Your mom has begun crying. (Cry your answer like your mom is)
  • Brett - Cries
  • Iyaz - Cries Bastard!
  • Brian - Ehhh

Copyright Violation

This is the part where they played full-screen video of Star Wars on mute while they played the new Lady Gaga song.

Artist Interview Bootcamp

Now that Jason Howell has a double-funded Kickstarter, he is gonna need some training on how to act during interviews. To help him out, Brian and Justin put him through his paces with their "Artist Interview Bootcamp".

Squarespace

Go to Squarespace.com for a 14-day free trial and use the offer code "NSFW8" to get 10% off your first order.

Marry, Sell Into White Slavery or Smuggle into Canada

You may know the game "Marry, Fuck, Kill" where you are presented with three people and you have to choose which one you would marry, which one you would have sex with and which one you would kill. This game is very similar, but now you have to decide who you would marry, sell into white slavery or smuggle into Canada.

1. Paul Giamatti, Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts

  • Brett
    • Marry: Julia Roberts
    • Sell into white slavery: Brad Pitt
    • Smuggle into Canada: Paul Giamatti
  • Iyaz
    • Marry: Paul Giamatti
    • Sell into white slavery: Brad Pitt
    • Smuggle into Canada: Julia Roberts
  • Brian
    • Marry: Brad Pitt
    • Sell into white slavery: Paul Giamatti
    • Smuggle into Canada: Julia Roberts


2. Scarlett Johansson, RuPaul, George Zimmerman

  • Brett
    • Marry: RuPaul
    • Sell into white slavery: Scarlett Johansson
    • Smuggle into Canada: George Zimmerman
  • Iyaz
    • Marry: RuPaul
    • Sell into white slavery: George Zimmerman
    • Smuggle into Canada: Scarlett Johansson
  • Jason
    • Marry: Scarlett Johansson
    • Sell into white slavery: Doesn't matter
    • Smuggle into Canada: Doesn't matter
  • Brian
    • Marry: N/A
    • Sell into white slavery: N/A
    • Smuggle into Canada: Justin Robert Young

3. Samuel L. Jackson, Morgan Freeman, Muggsy Bogues

  • Brett
    • Marry: Scarlett Johansson
    • Sell into white slavery: N/A
    • Smuggle into Canada: N/A
  • Iyaz
    • Marry: Morgan Freeman
    • Sell into white slavery: Muggsy Bogues
    • Smuggle into Canada: Samuel L. Jackson
  • Brian
    • Marry: Morgan Freeman
    • Sell into white slavery: Muggsy Bogues
    • Smuggle into Canada: Samuel L. Jackson

4. Andrew Jackson, Dwight Eisenhower, George Zimmerman

  • Brett
    • White Canada(sic): George Zimmerman
  • Iyaz
    • Marry into white slavery: George Zimmerman
  • Brian
    • Let back into the US and marry if they move to the next segment: Justin Robert Young

5. George Zimmerman, George Zimmerman as a child who has arrived in a time machine of his own making, Mecha-George Zimmerman

  • Brett
    • Marry: Mecha-George Zimmerman
    • Sell into white slavery: George Zimmerman
    • Smuggle into Canada: George Zimmerman as a child who has arrived in a time machine of his own making
  • Iyaz
    • Marry: George Zimmerman
    • Sell into white slavery: George Zimmerman as a child who has arrived in a time machine of his own making
    • Smuggle into Canada: Mecha-George Zimmerman
  • Brian
    • I WILL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT! LET'S JUST MOVE ON!

Ting

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Summer Music Series

Jason Howell was live in studio performing as "Yellowgold". You can find out more about Yellowgold at YellowgoldMusic.com. He had a Kickstarter to help fund a new album, but at the time of the recording it was already double funded. So look for his new album "Ever One" soon or now depending on when you're reading this.

Belt Winner

Nobody

Great Quotes

Fun Facts

  • Brian was in LA working on a super secret project.

Adobeshops

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YouTube

Preshow

Show

The episode on YouTube had to be edited due to YouTube Content ID. To watch the version as released, download the video.

Aftershow

Links & Downloads


Preceded by:
"Can A Blank Get Strangles Twice"
Approved Bits
Followed by:
"Oh Snap!"