El Fanning

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El Fanning
Number 49
Broadcast Date November 9, 2010
Episode Length 1:05:52
Hosts Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young
Guests C. Robert Cargill

In this episode of NSFW, they play Name That Autocorrect. What is Cargill watching? They take on Hollywood!

Contents

Opening video: Hot New DANCE CRAZE Hits The South It's Based On The 1980s Hit Movie WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S!!! Only In The South MediaTakeOut com™ 2010

Name that Autocorrect

Justin reads out "Autocorrect" fails where Brian and Cargill guess which words were supposed to be used instead. Bold = person one Italic = person two

1) You can't let his loneliness decide your future. He licks himself in his room all day anyway.

  • Cargill guesses "locks"
  • Correct

2) I can't wait baby. You coming? Yeah When will you be here? Zionism

  • Brian guesses "soon"
  • Incorrect
  • Cargill guesses "sometime soon"
  • Incorrect
  • Correct answer: Soonish

3)I'm bringing chips so they asked me to vibrator

  • Cargill guesses that it is correct as is
  • Incorrect
  • Brian guesses "come early"
  • Close enough, "go early"

4)No sir. Helped Tom move that night K Why what's up? I had thought u went out whe u had told me u weren't...that would have been weak No my friend. Wouldn't Dutch a homoerotic

  • Brian guesses "wouldn't ditch a homeboy"
  • Correct!

5)Ok. Were going to my moms work Thursday at 1. Cool for penis? Or mani penis?

  • Cargill guesses "peanuts or mannequins"
  • Incorrect!

Brian wins!

What is Cargill watching?

Cargill describes a Japanese toilet training video.

“The bucket of spunk was very upset with tiger. It was realizing it was time to use the restroom. It was not a bucket of spunk. It was a bucket of wee. It needed to be emptied and the tiger was very happy. He decided that now that he’s emptied his bladder but realized there was a strange device on the ground. It’s a urinal laid down on the ground. It’s a urinal dug into the floor. Now he’s singing a song about pooing on him. It ends with ‘I did it. I did it. I can’t believe I did it’.”

Take on Hollywood

Cargill gives names of upcoming movies and actors where Justin and Brian has to figure out the plot of the movie.


Morning Glory Rachael McAdams, Harrison Ford


Rachael waking up on a beach after a wild night and discovering a war has errupted around them. They fell asleep making love at sunset. But someone has blown up the sun and they’ll never see it again. There always looking for that Morning Glory, but they will never see it again.

Cargill would rather see: The Hollywood Version


Casino Jack Kevin Spacey

Jack has OCD which causes him to walk funny around Las Vegas. Once he goes to the Casino he’s got a “magic touch”. They start calling him “Casino Jack” because he is so great.

Cargill would rather see: Brian and Justin’s Version


Somewhere Stephen Dorff, Elle Fanning

Steven wakes up on a beach. He hears Mariachi music. Then Elle Fanning shows up. Elle isn’t actually a vampire, she’s a mummy in Mexico. His job is to put her back into her Mexican tomb. They find out that Somewhere is actually a town. She is becoming more “mummy” like.

Cargill would rather see: The Hollywood Version


Unknown Liam Neeson, January Jones

January is a restaurateur who has amnesia. She has post it notes in erasable ink, instead of tattoos. Liam is taking advantage of her and putting her in different situations.

Cargill would rather see: Justin and Brian's Version


Never say Never

Goes back to a 17 year old Timothy Dalton surrounded by hawkman. He marries a woman. It's a serious movie. It's a very sad, divorce movie. Him and his wife slowly come apart. His wife goes away. Meets another actor, Mel Gibson, he still loves his ex-wife but is in a terrible situation. It all comes together when he says publicly "I will never be in a movie with Mel Gibson". But he says "Never say Never".

Cargill would rather see: Justin and Brian's Version


Thirteen Assassins

Spy Kids meets Hard Candy.

The movie's twist is there was a third thirteen year old assassin. The third assassin sits there confused.

Cargill would rather see: The Hollywood Version


One Hundred Twenty Seven Hours James Franco

The movie was only 3 hours and 8 minutes long. This guy is trying to solve a mystery. Why is Ellen Page but Cubaing someone else, and not him? He has 127 hours of footage of Ellen. He is stalking her. His theory is right. She really isn't Ellen Page. She has been killed and replaced. Elle Fanning is the villian.

Cargill would rather see: Justin and Brian's Version.

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Brian asks Cargill if he’s ever written an article which got so much traffic that it crashed the site? Cargill answers, yes. Brian describes how easy it is to make a site and how uncrashable it is.

Justin says he loves it and is launching a new site called Aged to Perfection where there are pics of drunk elderly people at parties. He also says to go to Squarespace and use the promo code NSFW.

Justin's recommended sites:

Chat room's ideas:

New Champion! Woo!

Great Quotes

  • "I'm as dumb as an iPhone." - Brian

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Fun Facts

  • This is the first episode where Justin was HD and 16:9.

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Preceded by:
"Betterlection Day"
El Fanning
Followed by:
"RTIfYouAgree"