Fancy In, Fancy Out
Fancy In, Fancy Out | |
Number | 297 |
Broadcast Date | November 07, 2019 |
Episode Length | 01:40:40 |
Hosts | Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young |
Brian's found nirvana...in his nose. JuRY didn't realize his booking power levels. Plus, a new game "Nature or Not-sure?" and your emails to [email protected]
Contents
Nose Hair of the Dog
Brian is sporting a significant beard at this point. But the story that Brian wanted to related was getting his nose hairs waxed about six months ago. Turns out he really liked the result but doesn't want to go to "the kind of place" that does this kind of procedure. Actually Brian is just too embarrassed to ask for the nose wax. Bonnie assured Brian that all salons will do it.
Brian discovered http://reddit.com/r/kidsarefuckingstupid and took joy in kids trying to claw imaginary insects off their face.
Book or No Book
Night Attack have done live shows and charged money and done okay doing that. They were going to have a show in LA but that fell through. Justin wanted to book a show in New York City at a sketch comedy theater that the improv group Justin was in - and got kicked out of, and figured it would be a good pick.
Billy Joel plays Madison Square Garden once a month, and Justin wanted to have the Night Attack show to co-incide with that so they could go. Justin emailed the venue and asked for times but never heard back. Months later, and just the day before this show Justin got an email saying that the venue had actually reserved the venue next weekend but had forgotten to confirm. This is really too short notice since Justin and Brian have to fly to NYC and arrange everything and so Justin had to say "no."
The happy ending part was that they did agree they'd get times in 2020, so watch for an NYC show.
They then considered an improbable future where they meet Billy Joel and he plays piano for them as they sing their pornographic versions of his songs.
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This episodes the THE BIT BOSS was KELLY138.
Game
Australian fan Mad Scientist Kell sent in this game about weird species names. Simple concept: they just have to determine if the beast is real or not.
- Example: The Drop bear. Which is NOT REAL.
- Scorpion Fly
- Brian: REAL
- Justin: REAL
- It is REAL
- Dementor Wasp
- Justin: NOT REAL
- Bonnie: NOT REAL
- Brian: NOT REAL
- It is REAL
- Pig Nosed Rat with Vampire Teeth
- Bonnie: REAL
- Brian: NOT REAL
- Justin: NOT REAL
- It is REAL
- Goblin Shark
- Brian: REAL
- Justin: NOT REAL
- Bonnie: REAL
- It is REAL
- Red Lipped Bat Fish
- Justin: REAL
- Bonnie: REAL
- Brian: REAL
- It is REAL
- Midichloria
- Brian: NOT REAL
- Justin: REAL
- Bonnie: NOT REAL
- It is REAL
- Spongiforma Squarepantsii
- Brian: REAL
- Justin: REAL
- Bonnie: REAL
- It is REAL
- Elephant Fly
- Justin: REAL
- Brian: REAL
- It is NOT REAL
- Antechinus Georemartini
- Bonnie: REAL
- Justin: REAL
- Brian: REAL
- It is NOT REAL
- Neopalpa Donaldtrumpi
- Brian: REAL
- Justin: NOT REAL
- Bonnie: NOT REAL
- It is REAL
If you have a game, send it to mail at night attack dot tv.
Diamond Time
- RealBadWeave is appearing on an episode of Going Through Who, a Doctor Who podcast. http://tscn.tv
- i40hawk's brother won the North American Wife Carrying Championship and needs help to get to the international championship https://www.gofundme.com/f/roehms-wife-carrying
- mj_audio recorded and mixed an album for a local punk band called Horrible Girl and the Hot Mess https://horriblegirl.bandcamp.com/album/do-you-know-who-your-friends-are
Movie Draft
In the lead, it's Tom Merritt. See it all at http://draft.diamondclub.tv.
Mailbag
Are our bodies reall just a Gundam for bacteria, and we're the bacteria AI? (What if your toaster became self aware? Poop transplants and young people's blood.) If you could sum up the decade in a meme what would it be (Dubstep, the bubble with the three dogs for messages being typed, spongebob hunched over with the alternating capital letters, the guy looking back at the girl ). Send your mail to mail at night attack dot tv.
Fun Facts
- During the mailbag segment Brian had the first official spill of his drink in the new studio
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Preceded by: "Trickle Treat" |
Fancy In, Fancy Out |
Followed by: "WORTHLESS" |