Gay for Science

Dawkins sees a Double Rainbow
Number	15
Broadcast Date	July 30, 2010
Episode Length
Hosts	Andrew Mayne, Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young

Gay for Science is the fifteenth episode of the Weird Things Podcast.

Contents

Kidnapped by scientists who dress like Nazis, but aren’t actually Nazis, the trio is pushed to try a radical new procedure that would make them temporarily gay. With the life of a young child on the line, they have to confront their own concept of sexuality and identity and make a potentially life changing choice and end up offending just about everyone. Then it gets kind of boring, but there’s a twist ending and a guy with mutant feet.

Great Quotes

• "It doesn't matter where you hide - the gay will find you." - Justin
• "So, gay people are like werewolves?" - Andrew ; "Exactly!" - Justin
• "Don't do Pharmaco! The money's not worth it! They said it'd be fine - IT'S NOT FINE!" - Tubey McGee, aka Black Foot
• "These are the authorities on medical trials for Brian: a hammered dude in a raft, and Santa Claus." - Justin
• "But when was the last time you had gay sex, Brian? Delicious, delicious gay sex, Brian!" - Andrew
• "I really don't think this argument is directed at me at all, I gotta tell you. This clearly sounds like there's somebody else you're trying to convince. And it's not Justin." - Brian
• "These are issues that you have to wrestle with in your own mind, Andrew." - Justin
• "Oh my god, I wish I could say one of seventeen things that I wouldn't have to cut out of this podcast." - Justin
• "So you say, invite the world to watch as you see the Bonerverse with new eyes." - Brian
• "Oh god yeah. No, sweet lord, I'm gonna get that... to score chicks alone!" - Justin (not entirely clear on the concept of gayness?)
• "Chicks like trying to flip gay dudes." - Justin ; "You know who else likes to flip dudes? GAY DUDES!" - Brian
• "I'm ridin' the lightning... Lightning's a very nice guy who used to be on Australian Gladiators." - Justin
• "I'm in the middle of a scene I can't begin to start describing without cutting everything out. And all of a sudden, it's just whoops! (slurred) 'Placebo...?' " - Justin

Links

• Weird Things episode archive

Preceded by: "Dawkins sees a Double Rainbow"

Gay for Science

Followed by: "Exotic meats"