Sometimes the Laughs Turn to Boners

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Sometimes the Laughs Turn to Boners
Number 302
Broadcast Date December 11, 2019
Episode Length 01:58:28
Hosts Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young

Holiday yard shenanigans, #1 (in Croatia), and a sexy new scientific game, "I'm Just Joke-Kink." Plus, your emails to [email protected] Lean back on your Sybian, assholes! Get in your letters to Santa ASAP! Justin's "Raise the Dead" podcast launched! Subscribe now at Tickets for Night Attack at SF Sketchfest are on sale now! Join us January 22, 2020 in San Francisco:

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Salvador Dali

Justin would like to meet Werner Herzog. Brian has been to the Salvador Dali museum.

New Mixer

Night Attack got a new mixer, a Behringer X32, to produce the show with, which is very large and very visible in the shot showing producer Bryce Castillo. Brian wondered if they could get Bryce some headphones that look like what Lobot wore in "Empire Strikes Back." They got the mixer the same day as the show, but Bryce is a professional and had it set up and ready to go in time.

Justin will be in studio for the next show and to bank a few shows.

The Christmas Dragon

For the last few years the Brushwood family has made a video christmas card, this year's features a dragon. Some neighbors are not so enamoured by a dragon, but many more said they loved it.

Golden Shower

Brian showed off the Modern Rogue gold play button for their Youtube channel, which as Brian observed was "gold colored" as opposed to gold plated like the one Scam ~~School~~ Nation got a few years ago was.

They showed a video of Brian shooting a flaming arrow into a pit of gasoline. Friend of the show C. Robert Cargill had a comment on it.

Raise the Dead

Justin's Raise the Dead podcast is now available on most podcast platforms now.

Butt Slap

They watched a video of a news reporter getting her butt slapped by a passing marathon runner. "Turns out" the guy who slapped her was a youth pastor.

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Fetish Game

It's a game from Talizorel. Inspired by a previous show where they talked about the porn genres for mummies, vampires, and werewolves, from "Fet Life" two categories of fetishes are given and the guys have to guess which one has the bigger following.

  • "Cling Film" vs. "Mummification" Brian: cling film. Justin: mummification. Bonnie: cling film. It was MUMMIFICATION.
  • "Saran Wrap Mummification" vs. "Duct Tape Mummification" Justin: saran wrap. Bonnie: duct tape. Brian: saran wrap. It was SARAN WRAP.
  • "Growl means I'm protecting you in werewolf" vs. "Werewolf play" Bonnie: play. Brian: play. Justin: growl. It was GROWL.
  • "Vampires" vs. "Goth" Brian: vampires. Justin: goth. Bonnie: goth. It was GOTH.
  • "Face farting" vs. "Chakra Energy Play". Justin: farting. Bonnie: Chakra. Brian: Chakra. It was CHAKRA.
  • "US Treasury Yield Curve" vs. "Social masochism" Bonnie: social. Brian: social. Justin: yield curve. It was SOCIAL MASOCHISM.
  • "Math" vs. "French Language" Brian: math. Bonnie: french. Justin: french. It was MATH.
  • "Literature" vs. "Spanking with feminist literature" Bonnie: spanked. Justin: spanked. Brian: spanked. It was LITERATURE.
  • "Pegging while playing super mario" vs. "Playing the super mario theme on her boobs" Justin: boobs. Bonnie: pegging. Brian: pegging. It was PEGGING.
  • "Buddy Holly" vs. "Ricky Ricardo" Brian: Ricky. Justin: Ricky. Bonnie: Ricky. It was BUDDY HOLLY.

Four categories for the last question!

  • "Justin Trudeau" vs. "Boris Johnson" vs. "Donald Trump" vs. "Vladimir Putin" Brian: Trump. Justin: Trudeau. Bonnie: Putin. It was TRUMP.

Brian most likely wins. If you have a game send it to mail at night attack dot tv.

Diamond Time

Movie Draft

Tom Merritt, still in the lead.


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Preceded by:
"The All-Setup Bard"
Sometimes the Laughs Turn to Boners
Followed by:
"Santa's Possum Gravy"