The Ash
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The Ash | |
Number | 23 |
Broadcast Date | August 21, 2008 |
Episode Length | 9:37 |
Hosts | Brian Brushwood |
Effect: Let an entire cigarette burn without the ash falling.
Revision3 Summary
Secret: Hey Kids! SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU!
But for adults who smoke, here's a way to slowly draw all the attention in the room to you. Insert a long quilting needle into your unlit cigarette. When you light the cigarette, let the ash sit, and in just a few minutes you'll have an ash 2-3 inches long!
Remember, the less you react to this event, the better it'll look. Just act like you'll get around to tapping the ash off any minute...but keep forgetting. How else can you do essentially nothing and get everyone to look over your way?
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Next Week
Don't forget! Next time, we're actually going to be learning how to keep your milk from expiring by adding just a drop of anti-freeze.
Great Quotes
- "Tuck it all the way in there so that you can't see the..." -Brian
- "Like a drag queen tucks it all the way in there." -Mateo
Fun Facts
- This is the first episode of Scam School to have the same sponsor as the previous episode.
- Filmed at Rye.
- After the credits is the first in a series of Revision3's Back to School Internet Survival Guides with Kelly Sutton.
- Scam School bloopers follow the Intern Survival Guide.
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Preceded by: "Fast and Loose" |
The Ash |
Followed by: "From the Forums" |