Thrustin Justice
| Thrustin Justice | |
| Number | 46 |
| Broadcast Date | November 1, 2011 |
| Episode Length | 1:25:21 |
| Hosts | Andrew Mayne, Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young |
Brian takes to the streets to administer his own glittery, banana-hammock brand of vigilante justice. Justin demands the world continue to breed at a breakneck pace. Andrew devises a brilliant plan to fake his own death. Plus, the boys discuss the passing of Steve Jobs. Justice will be thrusted. PARTY ROCK!
Contents
Thrustin Justice
Recently, one of Seattle's real-life superheros, Phoenix Jones, was forced to unmasked. This eventually led the guys to come up with their own superheros; Brian of course runs around in a thong as "The Stripper" and Justin is "The DJ". Meanwhile, Andrew is standing back and taking video of the two, then secretly sells the videos in his "Thrustin Justice" DVD series.
7 Billion People of Earth
As of the recording of the podcast, we were just on the verge of hitting a total population of 7 billion. All three of the guys were pretty excited about it; Brian said that while people have always seemed to be afraid of overpopulation, it actually looks like we will level out at about 9 billion and everything will be great. Justin and Andrew however want there to be more than 9 billion people since we still have a ton of room and will probably be able to sustain that many people.
Hitler Lived into the 60s
There is a book out that says that they have new evidence that suggests that Hitler actually lived until 1962. Officially, Hitler was found in a bunker in Berlin by the Russians. Justin points out that the Russians are notoriously bad record keepers when it comes to really important things and they may have stretched the truth a bit. In contrast to this, today we can see YouTube videos of dictators being violated by a broom and then murdered 15 minutes after it happens.
This led the guys into a discussion on how they would fake their own deaths and disappear for the rest of their lives.
Book Club
Justin
Brian
Andrew
Great Quotes
- "Please put my bills into the register! Fill it up! These people need change!" -Justin
- "Party rock is in the house tonight, Brian. Why can't we have 9 billion people?" -Justin
- "And also to add onto that point, I hear the rains down in Africa." -Justin
Sponsors
- Waking Elliot
- @8amUnicorn
- Jorge Veliz
Links
| Preceded by: "The Great Shark Versus Octopus War" |
Thrustin Justice |
Followed by: "Ferret Plague" |