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[[Category:NSFW Episodes|.153]]
{{Infobox Episode |
  title  = Crisis of Conscience|
  number = 153|
  date   = November 13, 2012|
  length = 1:41:51|
  hosts  = [[Brian Brushwood]], [[Justin Robert Young]]|
  guests = }}

Brian has started the search for a new assistant and the lines are open! For the entire show Brian and Justin take calls from viewers who want to be the new [[OMG Chad]] or [[Jon Tilton]]. Then things get a little crazy during the Mailroute and Pond5 ad reads.

==Contents==

===Opening Video===
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57oUeO_OJMg Gersberms]

===Brian Needs a New Assistant===
As mentioned last week, "Blue Cheese" [[Jon Tilton]] is stepping down as Brian's full-time assistant so the search is on of his replacement. For the entire episode viewers called in to put in their applications for the position; they also had the option to talk to [[R. L. Stine]] instead.

# [[LeonimuZ]] - He has a "weird accent and he sucks".
# Sasquatch/CattleHumper - He lost his house and needs a job.
# Alcohol - He is a bit depressed that Brian has left him for the past few weeks.
# Ben Franklin - He's been to several Constitutional Conventions and he would like the opportunity to travel around the country to bang all sorts of women.
# The next caller wanted to talk to [[R. L. Stine]] about the inspiration for his book "Alone in the Basement".
# This caller works for a certain fruit themed computer company in a mall and would like a change.
# Cameron AKA DJ Boogie Monster - He feels that Brian needs his own personal DJ to travel around with. He also has a Theater degree that he isn't using.
# Molson - He currently lives in Canada so things would be a little tricky, but he seems well qualified.
# [[ZombieJesus]] - He has a [[Bad Chemistry|lot of experience]] being around idiots handling fire.
# [[Viking Lass]] - She wants to know why R.L. Stine is afraid of jumping into water.
# [[RenegadeMike]] - He wants to know how it feels to have their Libertarian views de-legitimized by hurricane Sandy.
# AaronB - He is a spry 48 years old and is willing to do anything Brian asks of him.
# Goober_au - He inadvertently won Justin's job of NSFW co-host
# This caller can cook pizza bagels and get Google maps real fast
# Magic bananas
# Sean - He has a bad name and he didn't get the job.
# Alcohol - He's the real Alcohol but he is weird.
# His favorite Disney movie is Finding Nemo - that was the wrong answer.
# He is hard of hearing
# This guy thinks he is the man for the job.
# Sean (again) - He will change his name to work for Brian
# T.J. - He hopes Justin gets Multiple Sclerosis
# Joe - He thinks that it would be fun to travel the country doing what Brian does and he will be there for Brian when he needs someone to cuddle with.

===Sponsor===
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===Sponsor===
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===Sponsor===
[[Pond5]]

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==Belt Winner==
[http://chatrealm.us/beltbet/episode/153 Nobody]
 
==Great Quotes==
* "I'm rockin' the ghetto! Just like my dad Adolf did." -Justin to the tune of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34u_3Z9_LUw "Rockin' the Suburbs"]

* Justin- "...and I returned to my hot tub."
: Brian- "But who are you?"
: Justin- "... I'M R.L. STINE!"

* " I don't want spam to have a pathway to citizenship to my mailbox!" - Justin

==Fun Facts==


==YouTube==
===Episode===
<youtube>Hep3lkZtp-8</youtube>
===Aftershow===
<youtube>WM5mfblbJUo</youtube>

==Links & Downloads==
* '''Video:''' [https://archive.org/download/nsfw0153_h264m_1280x720_1872/nsfw0153_h264m_1280x720_1872.mp4 720p MP4] [https://archive.org/download/NSFW_153/nsfw0153_h264m_864x480_500.mp4 480p MP4]
* '''Audio:''' [https://archive.org/download/NsfwShowAudio/Nsfw153-CrisisOfConscience.mp3 MP3] [https://archive.org/download/NsfwShowAudio/Nsfw153-CrisisOfConscience.ogg OGG]
* '''Torrent''' links can be found in the following article: [[NSFW#Download]]

{{Succession box|
preceded	=Ad Read Chicken|
followed	=Adventure Show}}