Crisis of Conscience
Crisis of Conscience | |
Number | 153 |
Broadcast Date | November 13, 2012 |
Episode Length | 1:41:51 |
Hosts | Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young |
Brian has started the search for a new assistant and the lines are open! For the entire show Brian and Justin take calls from viewers who want to be the new OMG Chad or Jon Tilton. Then things get a little crazy during the Mailroute and Pond5 ad reads.
Contents
Opening Video
Brian Needs a New Assistant
As mentioned last week, "Blue Cheese" Jon Tilton is stepping down as Brian's full-time assistant so the search is on of his replacement. For the entire episode viewers called in to put in their applications for the position; they also had the option to talk to R. L. Stine instead.
- LeonimuZ - He has a "weird accent and he sucks".
- Sasquatch/CattleHumper - He lost his house and needs a job.
- Alcohol - He is a bit depressed that Brian has left him for the past few weeks.
- Ben Franklin - He's been to several Constitutional Conventions and he would like the opportunity to travel around the country to bang all sorts of women.
- The next caller wanted to talk to R. L. Stine about the inspiration for his book "Alone in the Basement".
- This caller works for a certain fruit themed computer company in a mall and would like a change.
- Cameron AKA DJ Boogie Monster - He feels that Brian needs his own personal DJ to travel around with. He also has a Theater degree that he isn't using.
- Molson - He currently lives in Canada so things would be a little tricky, but he seems well qualified.
- ZombieJesus - He has a lot of experience being around idiots handling fire.
- Viking Lass - She wants to know why R.L. Stine is afraid of jumping into water.
- RenegadeMike - He wants to know how it feels to have their Libertarian views de-legitimized by hurricane Sandy.
- AaronB - He is a spry 48 years old and is willing to do anything Brian asks of him.
- Goober_au - He inadvertently won Justin's job of NSFW co-host
- This caller can cook pizza bagels and get Google maps real fast
- Magic bananas
- Sean - He has a bad name and he didn't get the job.
- Alcohol - He's the real Alcohol but he is weird.
- His favorite Disney movie is Finding Nemo - that was the wrong answer.
- He is hard of hearing
- This guy thinks he is the man for the job.
- Sean (again) - He will change his name to work for Brian
- T.J. - He hopes Justin gets Multiple Sclerosis
- Joe - He thinks that it would be fun to travel the country doing what Brian does and he will be there for Brian when he needs someone to cuddle with.
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Great Quotes
- "I'm rockin' the ghetto! Just like my dad Adolf did." -Justin to the tune of "Rockin' the Suburbs"
- Justin- "...and I returned to my hot tub."
- Brian- "But who are you?"
- Justin- "... I'M R.L. STINE!"
- " I don't want spam to have a pathway to citizenship to my mailbox!" - Justin
Fun Facts
YouTube
Episode
Aftershow
Links & Downloads
- Video: 720p MP4 480p MP4
- Audio: MP3 OGG
- Torrent links can be found in the following article: NSFW#Download
Preceded by: "Ad Read Chicken" |
Crisis of Conscience |
Followed by: "Adventure Show" |