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* "Like a fuckin' Cookie Monster for Cock!" - Brain during the Brian Reacts bit. | |||
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Revision as of 20:45, 20 May 2015
| Worse Than the Sarlacc | |
| Number | 65 |
| Broadcast Date | May 19, 2015 |
| Episode Length | TBD |
| Hosts | Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young |
| Guests | Bonnie, Mitzula |
We learn about alternate uses for grapefruits and after a 90 question test, we confirm everything we already knew about Justin's personality.
Contents
Cold Open
Anthony Carboni vs. Jeff Cannata ft. Tom Merritt
Brian Reacts
Just minutes before the show started, Justin and Bonnie watched a video about how to pleasure your man using a grapefruit. Brian missed the video, so he reacted to it live on the show. If you've never seen the video before, it's quite something to behold. Check it out.
The Betting Event of the Century
America has a gambling problem. Think about it, the only reason the Kentucky Derby is still a thing is because we love gambling. So, we had Justin take the Myers-Briggs live on the show and had Chatrealm's resident odds maker, Mitzula, lay the odds on each of the sixteen possible personality types.
Vote for which type you think Justin is, here.
If you thought the Movie Draft episodes were tedious, then I suggest you hit that 2x button on your podcast player because taking the test definitely took like 15 minutes.
Patreon
The Patreon is at $2171. If you want to become a patron, head on over to Patreon.com/NightAttack.
The Bonnie and Justin Show
While Brian scored Justin's test, Justin and Bonnie talked amongst themselves for a while.
The Results
After tallying the results, it was determined that Justin is an ENTP personality type (extroversion, intuition, thinking, perception). Interestingly enough, this was the same result that both Bonnie and Brian got.
Loaves and Fishes Miracle: Revealed
Chatrealm's favorite YouTube-based magic exposer is at it again. This time he's tackling Jesus' miracle in which he fed hundreds of people with just five loaves of bread and two fishes. His explanation: people brought their own food. Watch the video.
Cock Hero
Remember the Night Attack 3 track in which Brian talks about discovering "Sissy Hypno" porn? Well, he's been doing more research and found a Guitar Hero-type video for jerking off.
Bikie Wars
Chatrealmer Steven Cogswell put together a song of Brian, Justin and MikeTV's country cover of Bikie Wars. Check it! Also there was just a big biker gang massacre in Waco, Texas so this is slightly less funny now.
Diamond Time
If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to the weekly Diamond Time post on the DiamondClub subreddit. Instructions on how to format your submission can be found in the post!
Movie Draft
- It's surprising that Team GFQ is still on top
- God damn Mad Max was great.
- Mad Max could make a lot of money for a long time
- Avengers will not make the top 50% of best buys in this draft
Help Chad
If you watched last week's preshow, you saw Chad in the Bangladesh Food Crisis video. This week, there were two videos featuring Sarah McLachlan pleading you to help Chad. Watch these two videos and please help. Chad needs your support.
Please donate. Patreon.com/OMGchad
Great Quotes
- "Like a fuckin' Cookie Monster for Cock!" - Brain during the Brian Reacts bit.
- "I need to find a Jon." - Bonnie during the Myers-Briggs test
- "Jerking off takes longer than your think. It's like building a desk from Ikea" - Justin
Fun Facts
Characters
YouTube
TBD
Preshow & Aftershow
Since Night Attack is directly funded by the viewers, the preshow and aftershow videos are available to Patrons of the show ASAP and freely available 48h after release. If you're not yet a Patron of the show, then go to Patreon.com/NightAttack and pledge ANY amount!
Links
| Preceded by: "The Cave of All Secrets" |
Worse Than the Sarlacc |
Followed by: "Coming soon!" |