Never Have I Ever

Never Have I Ever
Number	9
Broadcast Date	January 25, 2010
Episode Length	1:14:18
Hosts	Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young
Guests	Patrick Norton, Molly Wood (very briefly), Brett Rounsaville (audio only)

Never Have I Ever was the ninth episode of NSFW in which Brian and Justin are attempted to play "Never Have I Ever" with Molly Wood and Patrick Norton, both of whom showed up very late. Molly had multiple issues and was only part of the show for about a minute.

Contents

Opening Video

How much snow?

Brian on America's Got Talent?

Brian considers becoming a contestant on America's Got Talent, but recounts previous poor experiences with them. He never made it to television.

Internet Never Have I Ever

The rules are if you've done it, you drink, if you haven't, you don't. However, instead of picking yourself, you had 3 different options:

• The Wheel of Death - a random selection out of a list
• Chatroom - the Chatroom states one. Another panelist chooses.
• A Jury of Your Peers - the rest of the panel decides

Molly and Patrick both arrived after the show started and both had technical difficulties. Molly was unable to play.

THE GAME

The game started with just Brian and Justin

• Used someone else's toothbrush (Wheel of Death) - Both
• Seen my dad naked (Chatroom) - Both
• Used a racial epithet during sex (JuRY of your peer) - Justin (He's not sure, but it sounds like something he'd do)

At this point, Patrick Norton finally called in after putting his son to bed.

• Gotten carded (Wheel of Death) - Everyone
• Peed in a bottle (Chatroom) - Brian & Patrick (Justin attempted to, but he peed all over his lap while he was driving)
• Waited in line for a gizmo (Jury of Your peers) - Brian & Justin
• Been Arrested (Jury of Your Peers) - Brian & Patrick
• Been so high my eyes were almost shut (Wheel of Death) - Justin
• Done the mad search for clothes when somebody knocked on the door (Wheel of Death) - Everyone. In the world.
• Seen Two Girls, One Cup (Chatroom) - Everyone
  • Corollary: All the Way to the End" - Everyone
• Puked on myself (Chatroom) - Everyone

Brett Rounsaville called in at this point.

• Kicked a guy in the nuts on purpose (Chatroom) - Everyone
  • Corollary: After the age of ten - Justin & Patrick
• Walked straight into a glass door' (Chatroom)' - Everyone
  • Corollary: Walked THROUGH one - Patrick, at the age of 4
• Aborted movie night watching Heat with my girlfriend to appear on an Internet chat show that didn't have space for me (Jury of your peers) - Brett (Justin drank in solidarity)
• Booked a guest for one show while another show is scheduled at the same time (Jury of your peers) - Brian (booked Patrick for NSFW when he was supposed to film Scam School in San Francisco)

New Champion! Woo!

• First appearance of OMG Chad.

Great Quotes

• "We should call them Gumshoe Chatrealm!" -Justin
• "All I had was a little bottle and it was harder than Luke bullseyeing wompa rats back home" -Justin
• (During Rapidfire) "Heron or Chang? uh.. uhhh... Digg or Reddit? Digg." -Patrick

Fun Facts

• Justin has a friend who hoards his own urine.

Links & Downloads

• Video: 480p MP4
• Audio: MP3 OGG
• Torrent links can be found in the following article: NSFW#Download

Preceded by: "Did you ever know that you're my Heroes?"

Never Have I Ever

Followed by: "Blitz Quiz"