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==Contents==
==Contents==
===Cold Open===
===Cold Open===
BrianBeatsHisDaughter.Squarespace.com
BRIAN-BEATS-H1S-DAUGHTER.Squarespace.com


===Taylor Swift or R. L. Stine===
===Taylor Swift or R. L. Stine===
Earlier in the day, Bonnie showed Brian an online quiz that tested your ability to differentiate between Taylor Swift lyrics and lines from a Goosebumps book. Brian and Justin pulled some strings and got [[R. L. Stine]] on Skype to play along with them. During the segment, Mega Vortex and Taylor Karras called in to add some variety to the bit.
Earlier in the day, Bonnie showed Brian an online quiz that tested your ability to differentiate between Taylor Swift lyrics and lines from a Goosebumps book. Brian and Justin pulled some strings and got [[R. L. Stine]] on Skype to play along with them. During the segment, Mega Vortex called in to add some variety to the bit.


If you're into online quizzes, you can play along [http://www.mtv.com/news/1998963/taylor-swift-goosebumps-quiz/ here.]
If you're into online quizzes, you can play along [http://www.mtv.com/news/1998963/taylor-swift-goosebumps-quiz/ here.]
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Awesome, Brian and Justin didn't forget about their self-help book project that they introduced last week! The Chatrealm came up with a shit ton of topics in the previous week, now they focused on the backstory of the fake author. Their idea: early-20s man-of-privilege travels the world (within the contiguous 48 states) and writes a book about all of the "wisdom" he's obtained from his travels.
Awesome, Brian and Justin didn't forget about their self-help book project that they introduced last week! The Chatrealm came up with a shit ton of topics in the previous week, now they focused on the backstory of the fake author. Their idea: early-20s man-of-privilege travels the world (within the contiguous 48 states) and writes a book about all of the "wisdom" he's obtained from his travels.


Of course, we also need a picture of our author. During the episode, Brian and Justin were big fans of having Chatrealm Imperator, [[t2t2]], be the face of the book. Reference pictures: [https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B2x9Vn2IQAAf3n3.jpg One], [https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B2x-U4lIQAAYN6q.jpg two.]
Of course, we also need a picture of our author. During the episode, Brian and Justin were big fans of having Chatrealm Imperator, [[t2t2]], be the face of the book. Reference pictures: [https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B2x9Vn2IQAAf3n3.jpg One], [https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B2x-U4lIQAAYN6q.jpg two.][[media:T2t2journey2.jpg]] Cover by [[Sebgonz]]


===Diamond Time===
===Diamond Time===
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* [http://stevencogswell.ca/ Crap Chute's Box of Devils]  
* [http://stevencogswell.ca/ Crap Chute's Box of Devils]  


If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to [http://www.reddit.com/r/DiamondClub/ the Diamond Club Subreddit] and submit your thing. Just be sure to include "[diamondtime]" in the submission title.
If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to [http://reddit.com/r/diamondclub/about/sticky/?sort=top this week's DiamondTime post] on the [http://www.reddit.com/r/DiamondClub/ DiamondClub subreddit].  Instructions on how to format your submission can be found in the post!


==Characters==
==Characters==
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==Great Quotes==
==Great Quotes==
* "Oooh, I wonder if the anus is ribbed." - Justin referencing a video in the preshow
* "Oooh, I wonder if the anus is ribbed." - Justin referencing a video in the preshow ([http://youtu.be/FbT2ypVqPoc?t=3m32s 03:32])


==Fun Facts==
==Fun Facts==
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Latest revision as of 00:52, 23 September 2017

Clench-A-Butt
Number 38
Broadcast Date November 18th, 2014
Episode Length 1:48:04
Hosts Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young
Guests Bonnie Brushwood, Jaime Ruiz-Avila

R. L. Stine joins the show to take a look at the similarities between his writings and Taylor Swift lyrics, Brian and Justin play an Chatrealm-created Choose Your Own Adventure, Brian is offered an AIDS cat and progress is made on the Diamond Club self-help book.

Contents

Cold Open

BRIAN-BEATS-H1S-DAUGHTER.Squarespace.com

Taylor Swift or R. L. Stine

Earlier in the day, Bonnie showed Brian an online quiz that tested your ability to differentiate between Taylor Swift lyrics and lines from a Goosebumps book. Brian and Justin pulled some strings and got R. L. Stine on Skype to play along with them. During the segment, Mega Vortex called in to add some variety to the bit.

If you're into online quizzes, you can play along here.

Patreon

The Patreon is at $1980. If you want to become a patron, head on over to Patreon.com/NightAttack.

Clench-a-Butt

Chatrealm's Karl decided that he wanted to write a Choose Your Own Adventure-style story for Brian and Justin to play on the show, named Clench-a-Butt. It was legitimately awesome (as if you had any doubts). The story involved Brian and Justin's experience leading up to the live Night Attack at DragonCon. Brian and Justin reached the fourth (debatably the worst and best) ending of the story, and Justin decided they will try again next week.

Karl released the story to the public on November 25, while the next episode was being recorded.

Friendly Recommendation

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Something something, spam, something, mx records- HOLY SHIT! Why are Brian and Justin half naked?!

Head on over to Mailroute.net/NightAttack.html for a 15-day free trial.

Hey, Ya Want A Cat With AIDS?

So one of Brian and Bonnie's neighbors knocked on the door to ask them if they wanted a cat that has FIV (the feline equivalent of HIV). No, they didn't accept.

Self-Help Book

Awesome, Brian and Justin didn't forget about their self-help book project that they introduced last week! The Chatrealm came up with a shit ton of topics in the previous week, now they focused on the backstory of the fake author. Their idea: early-20s man-of-privilege travels the world (within the contiguous 48 states) and writes a book about all of the "wisdom" he's obtained from his travels.

Of course, we also need a picture of our author. During the episode, Brian and Justin were big fans of having Chatrealm Imperator, t2t2, be the face of the book. Reference pictures: One, two.media:T2t2journey2.jpg Cover by Sebgonz

Diamond Time

If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to this week's DiamondTime post on the DiamondClub subreddit. Instructions on how to format your submission can be found in the post!

Characters

Great Quotes

  • "Oooh, I wonder if the anus is ribbed." - Justin referencing a video in the preshow (03:32)

Fun Facts

  • The chatroom crashed just a couple minutes into the show.
  • This was the episode where Brian and Justin took off their shirts during the ad read.

YouTube

Preshow & Aftershow

Since Night Attack is directly funded by the viewers, the preshow and aftershow videos are available to Patrons of the show ASAP and freely available 48h after release. If you're not yet a Patron of the show, then go to Patreon.com/NightAttack and pledge ANY amount!

Links


Preceded by:
"Pick Your Poison"
Clench-A-Butt
Followed by:
"Pig Bladders' Eve"