James Hookerbuyer
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James L. Hookerbuyer | |
First Appearance | Timecode (aftershow) |
Portrayed By | Chad Johnson |
James L. Hookerbuyer is a sleazy purveyor of hookers.
Shtick
- Says his own name.
- Is generally pretentious and condescending to hookers (especially those he intends to buy).
Catch Phrase
- "Mmmmm, I'm James L. Hookerbuyer. Mmmyeah!"
- "Listen, I have two things on my mind. One is banging, two is how cool I can look in this three piece suit."
Appearances
- NSFW
- #148 Timecode (aftershow)
Fun Facts
- Wears a three piece suit.
- Is loosely based off of Jimmy Cox.
- Moonlights as a glitter-centric magician.
- Exists solely in Tina Turner's Private Dancer music video.