Bonnie Count
| Bonnie Count | |
| Number | 25 |
| Broadcast Date | August 16, 2014 |
| Episode Length | TBD |
| Hosts | Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young |
| Guests | Tom Merritt, Bonnie Brushwood |
This week Brian, Justin, Tom and Bonnie are all in the same room! They read hardcore gangsta rap lyrics, Justin debuts a new character and they have a serious discussion about God's jurisdiction (or lack thereof) in space.
Contents
Cold Open
Brian and the Captain sing.
Jizz-Time with Jurbs and Bri
Brian and Justin start out with five full minutes of Jizz Talk
Mission: Pic
Hey everybody, our friend Brett Rounsaville has a new iPhone game called "Mission: Pic". It's a game in which everyone is presented with a challenge word or phrase. Players then take and submit pictures that captures the spirit of the challenge phrase. The person whose submission gets the most votes wins that day's challenge.
You can find out more at MissionPic.com. It's on the App Store now. If it does well on iOS, it'll come to Android.
Dragon Con 2014 Shirts
FINALLY, you can buy those Diamond logo and Night Attack shirts that they sold at Nerdtacular '14. Head over to NSFW.ScamStuff.com to buy your shirts. Unless you're in the future and they're all sold out.
Patreon
The Patreon is at $1975. If you want to become a patron, head on over to Patreon.com/NightAttack.
SpaceX Tour
Brian, Justin, Tom, Bonnie, Penny and Andrew got a tour of the SpaceX factory from Chatrealm and SpaceX employee TJ. It was awesome, and we're all jealous. If you want to hear all about the tour, listen to/watch the Weird Things episode they did. During THIS show, they mostly talked about how Brian left his wife and daughter in a sketchy part of LA to catch an Uber to an even sketchier part of LA to go to a museum. Naturally their retelling of their experience devolved into reading rap lyrics as Bill O'Reilly.
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Mailroute
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New Character Corner
Justin has a new character that he's working on and he wants to workshop it a bit. This new character's name is Denver "The D Man" Ferdette and he's been divorced 20 times. He likes to give advice on divorce since he has a lot of experience with the matter. However after a while, he breaks down into tears.
They tried out a ton of different accents. He started out sounding like Lando Calrissian, then morphed into Australian, Fake-Australian, Jamaican, Native American, Jesse Ventura and Alex Jones.
Diamond Time
If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to the Diamond Club Subreddit and submit your thing. Just be sure to include "[diamondtime]" in the submission title.
Great Quotes
- "Live from Marina Del Rey! I JUST JIZZED!" - Justin
- "Mein Kampf!" - Brian
- "Book title!" - Tom
- "The Bible!" - Justin
- "Nine in the ass." - Everyone, in every possible context imaginable
- "God may not exist in space… but fashion does." - Justin
Fun Facts
- In this episode, the guys revealed that there ain't no god in space.
YouTube
TBD
Preshow & Aftershow
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Links
| Preceded by: "Goatse Doodle" |
Bonnie Count |
Followed by: "Coming soon!" |