Never Have I Ever
| Never Have I Ever | |
| Number | 9 |
| Broadcast Date | January 25, 2010 |
| Episode Length | 1:14:18 |
| Hosts | Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young |
| Guests | Patrick Norton, Molly Wood (very briefly), Brett Rounsaville (audio only) |
Never Have I Ever was the ninth episode of NSFW in which Brian and Justin are attempted to play "Never Have I Ever" with Molly Wood and Patrick Norton, both of whom showed up very late. Molly had multiple issues and was only part of the show for about a minute.
Contents
Opening Video
Brian on America's Got Talent?
Brian considers becoming a contestant on America's Got Talent, but recounts previous poor experiences with them. He never made it to television.
Internet Never Have I Ever
The rules are if you've done it, you drink, if you haven't, you don't. However, instead of picking yourself, you had 3 different options:
- The Wheel of Death - a random selection out of a list
- Chatroom - the Chatroom states one. Another panelist chooses.
- A Jury of Your Peers - the rest of the panel decides
Molly and Patrick both arrived after the show started and both had technical difficulties. Molly was unable to play.
- THE GAME
The game started with just Brian and Justin
- Used someone else's toothbrush (Wheel of Death) - Both
- Seen my dad naked (Chatroom) - Both
- Used a racial epithet during sex (JuRY of your peer) - Justin (He's not sure, but it sounds like something he'd do)
At this point, Patrick Norton finally called in after putting his son to bed.
- Gotten carded (Wheel of Death) - Everyone
- Peed in a bottle (Chatroom) - Brian & Patrick (Justin attempted to, but he peed all over his lap while he was driving)
- Waited in line for a gizmo (Jury of Your peers) - Brian & Justin
- Been Arrested (Jury of Your Peers) - Brian & Patrick
- Been so high my eyes were almost shut (Wheel of Death) - Justin
- Done the mad search for clothes when somebody knocked on the door (Wheel of Death) - Everyone. In the world.
- Seen Two Girls, One Cup (Chatroom) - Everyone
- Corollary: All the Way to the End" - Everyone
- Puked on myself (Chatroom) - Everyone
Brett Rounsaville called in at this point.
- Kicked a guy in the nuts on purpose (Chatroom) - Everyone
- Corollary: After the age of ten - Justin & Patrick
- Walked straight into a glass door' (Chatroom)' - Everyone
- Corollary: Walked THROUGH one - Patrick, at the age of 4
- Aborted movie night watching Heat with my girlfriend to appear on an Internet chat show that didn't have space for me (Jury of your peers) - Brett (Justin drank in solidarity)
- Booked a guest for one show while another show is scheduled at the same time (Jury of your peers) - Brian (booked Patrick for NSFW when he was supposed to film Scam School in San Francisco)
New Champion! Woo!
- First appearance of OMG Chad.
Great Quotes
- "We should call them Gumshoe Chatrealm!" -Justin
- "All I had was a little bottle and it was harder than Luke bullseyeing wompa rats back home" -Justin
- (During Rapidfire) "Heron or Chang? uh.. uhhh... Digg or Reddit? Digg." -Patrick
Fun Facts
- Justin has a friend who hoards his own urine.
YouTube
Links & Downloads
- Video: 480p MP4
- Audio: MP3 OGG
- Torrent links can be found in the following article: NSFW#Download
| Preceded by: "Did you ever know that you're my Heroes?" |
Never Have I Ever |
Followed by: "Blitz Quiz" |