Spiro and The Fudge
Spiro and The Fudge are fictional characters created by Justin and Brian during the Weird Things Podcast episode 26. They are two cops that are horribly inept, yet still manage to solve the cases given to them. It is believed that because of their skimpy outfits and questionable actions, they are "partners" in more ways than one.
Spiro
Spiro, portrayed by Brian, is easily distracted and usually more stupid than The Fudge. He usually jumps to conclusions and ends up getting mauled by a dozen or so lizards. He has an unhealthy obsession with steaks from Ruth's Chris.
His weapon of choice is his knight stick, which he named "Little Fudge". Little Fudge is covered in Hello Kitty stickers for some odd reason.
The Fudge
The Fudge, (often abbreviated "TF") is played by Justin. TF is more of a thinker as compared to his partner, Spiro. His first reaction when coming upon a crime scene is to call animal control (which more often than not, is a good idea).