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| Pizzaaaaaaa | |
| Number | 127 |
| Broadcast Date | May 15, 2012 |
| Episode Length | TBD |
| Hosts | Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young, Iyaz Akhtar |
This week we have a very special mystery guest. Then we will throw him through the tech news gauntlet and he will give you life advice. It's not who you think. OR IS IT?
Contents
Opening Video
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TWiT Breaking News Simulator
Iyaz is one of TWiT's go-to tech reporters and he must be ready at all times to report on news. So Brian and Justin are going to throw some made up news at Iyaz, and he must report appropriately.
- Breaking News
- Former Yahoo CEO, Scott Thompson is NOT actually the guy from "The Kids In the Hall".
- Google and Oracle are all up on each other in the courts!
- Foxconn CEO retracts the next words that are going to come out of his mouth.
- Facebook co-founder Eduardo Saverin was found roughed-up and unconscious on the steps of the Gotham police department (just like that scene from The Dark Knight).
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Life Advice From Iyaz
Audience members call in to ask life questions to the one and only Devil, live from Hell.
- The Drunk Guy from a few weeks ago likes a girl.
- Sext. All. Things.
- He wants to be a popular podcaster but he is told that he is afraid of success.
- Do not podcast.
- This guy has a really awesome guitar but he doesn't really know how to play it, does that make him less of a man?
- Not a man.
- He graduates in a few days and he will be seeing this asshole professor for the last time. What should he do?
- Hug it out.
- He is addicted to the Doritos Locos Tacos from Taco Bell. How can he kick the habit?
- Buy and freeze.
- His boss is a dick, what should he do?
- Do your boss.
- He met a famous internet person who came out with a book. He asked the person to sign said book and he signed it saying "You are better than anti-biotics." Is it possible to be better than anti-biotics?
- Shwood's a dick.
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Win Justin's Old Crap
Justin is moving out to California and he won't be able to take everything with him. So Brian and Justin have started a video contest to win some NSFW memorabilia and other random crap, with the grand prize being the "Creepy Santa" that stands behind Justin while he is on Skype. Your video should show what you would do with the Creepy Santa and make sure to keep it really short. Then upload it to YouTube and e-mail it to [email protected] and make the subject "Creepy Santa Video Contest".
Belt Winner
Great Quotes
Fun Facts
- The song Justin played during the advice segment was Dean Martin's Who's Got the Action
- PIZZAAAAAAAAAA Soundbuildr
YouTube
TBD
Links
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Followed by: "Coming soon!" |