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===Blitz Quiz===
===Blitz Quiz===
Brian and Justin asks listeners to call in telling them a story. If it is interesting enough, they might not get brodied and possibly win.  
Brian and Justin call listeners to ask them about current events in their Blitz Quiz.
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The first Chilean miner was rescued after being underground for how many days?
'''Brett Loses'''
Which President made the law that gays can not enter the war?
'''Brian Loses'''
Which wireless carrier said it would sell Apple’s iPad by the end of the month?
'''Brett wins'''
Why did more than half a dozen porn studios film this week?
'''Brian loses'''
Which two major candidates of which high-profile debates were broadcast everywhere on CNN?
'''Brett loses'''
Controversy surrounded Brett Favre. How many pictures of his penis did he send to the website?
'''Brian loses'''
Which celebrity couple did not announce a divorce last week?
'''Brett wins'''
Kuhan didn’t answer. '''Brian loses.'''
The representative of what french party stole the show at last night’s NY debate?


'''First''' - *chickened out*
*Happybando didn’t take the call at first. Brian calls, he answers. '''Brett Wins'''
 
'''Second''' - "I went to a Met's game last night" - Brodied
 
'''Third''' - "Human blockhead, coach puked" - Not Brodied
 
'''Fourth''' - *FAIL* - Brodied
 
'''Fifth''' - Brodied
 
'''Sixth''' - 'Hello?" - Brodied
 
'''Seventh''' *Caller hung up. Brian called back. FAIL* - Brodied
 
'''Eighth''' (same as third) - "I did a trick, guy puke up...." (says slowly) - Brodied
 
'''Ninth''' - "At Panera Bread, a man walks in with his entire desktop with dual monitors." - Brodied
 
'''Tenth''' - *He doesn't even DESERVE the "brode", for not talking*
 
'''Eleventh''' - "I went to a panel for Walking Dead at Comic Con, saw Michael Rooker." - Brodied
 
'''Twelfth''' - Same as 3nd and 8th - Brodied
 
'''Thirteenth''' - jumbled - A story about pulled pork? - Brodied
 
'''Fourteenth''' - Coworker dropped some boxes... - Brodied
 
'''Fifteenth''' - Brodied
 
'''Sixteenth''' - Caught pneumonia and had to play an entire show with pneumonia.
 
'''Seventeenth''' - One time... - Brodied
 
'''Eighteenth''' - Party at a college, i got drunk. We start looking around and start noticing a ton of dudes making out. Two girls started to strip me down. Someone screamed *DO IT* put on my clothes. Person who owns it starts screaming "You ruined my party" - Brodied
 
'''Nineteenth''' - Took blankets from motel room while the lady was gone. - Brodied
 
'''Twentieth''' - Same as 2, 8, 12 - Having a fire and brother pissing on it. Brother pushed him on the log and he had knocked his teeth out. - Not Brodied
 
'''Twenty-First''' - I went to college. Big frat party. I ended up shitting on friends car. - Brodied
 
'''Twenty-Second''' - I opened up a jar with ONE HAND! - Brodied
 
'''Twenty Third''' - I was drunk one night. My roommates were trying to blow up the thin balloons. I can't blow this up by hand. I find one of those chili sauce things and I pumped it up with that. It blows up everywhere. Gets into my eyes. I was screaming. - '''EPIC WIN'''
 
'''Twenty Fourth''' - In physics and we had a party. Star Trek vs Star Wars. Someone went to liquor store and dressed up and bought liquor. - Brodied
 
'''Twenty Fifth''' - Was at a LAN party and got drunk. I thought I was going to die and called me a little pussy. - Brodied
 
'''Twenty Sixth''' - I ruined this girl's life by going to her photocopy work. Took a photo of my jubagel. And next day she got fired for having pictures of jubagels in her trash. - Not Brodied
 
'''Twenty Seventh''' - I'M BLACK YA'LL
 
'''Twenty Eighth''' - You guys keep me a wake at night when you tweet me. I am the guy you're tweeting from [[Squarespace]]. I'm the sponsor. You are ridiculous. This is the first time I've participated. We appreciate you guys, and we love you. Hopefully, I'll come on to the actual show sometime. - EPIC WINNESS - ALL HAIL SQUARESPACE - NEW CHAMPION!! YAY!


===Squarespace's Will Be Done===
===Squarespace's Will Be Done===

Revision as of 20:30, 19 October 2010

Cavalcade of "Stars"
Number 46
Broadcast Date October 19, 2010
Episode Length N/A
Hosts Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young, Owen JJ Stone, Chad Johnson, Brett Rounsaville

In this episode of NSFW, we play Guess the Hate, it's the return of Blitz Quiz, and Chad Johnson learns that Slackjawed does not mean racist.

Contents

Opening Video

The episode opened with a video by SfxPryde. She hopes that NSFW fans will help her win her Hooters Halloween Costume contest.


Guess the Hate

Ohdoctah reads a hate comment on iTunes. Justin and Brian try to guess which podcast is receiving the hate.


"Sure she's hot. But ultimately this podcast is a waste of time."

  • Naked News
  • Web Alert
  • Hot for Words
    • Brian: Web Alert
    • Justin: Hot for Words

Correct Answer : Hot for Words


"Yeah - some people have accidents. It’s a wee bit cute. It doesn’t warnt an entire podcast, let alone movies and live shows."

  • Fly to the Concords
  • Scott Mills Daily
  • Russel Radio Show
    • Brian: Fly to the Concords
    • Justin: Russel Radio Show

Correct Answer: Russel Radio Show


"Everyone was like “OMG this podcast is funny” I got the podcast and guess what it wasn’t funny. It doesn’t even compare to strong bag it was pointless and not funny at all."

  • Onion News Network
  • Ask Ohdoctah
  • Ask a Ninja
    • Brian: Ask a Ninja
    • Justin - Ask a Ninja

Correct Answer: Ask a Ninja


"Pointless laughters. Pointless conversations among themselves. Total crap. You need to seriously look at your life and check into a doctor if your into this."

  • ROFL
  • Comedy Death Ray Radio
  • Never Not Funny
    • Brian: Never Not Funny
    • Justin: Comedy Death Ray Radio

"So show some restraint and let people finish what they have to say. Your mouth is to close to the mic. Is your next movie “Super Dumb Me” where your film crew follows you around?"

  • Film Riot
  • Film Volt
  • Doug loves Movies

Correct Answer: N/A


"I want my three minutes back. I didn’t even finish watching the video. I still want them back."

  • Friday Night Cranks
  • Jake and Amir
  • Smosh Videos
    • Brian: Smosh Videos
    • Justin: Jake and Amir

Correct Answer: Smosh Videos


"Come on. There’s so much funiner stuff thatn this like 4chan ( NSFW), Encyclopedia Dramatica (also NSFW). Seriously learn to internet."

  • Dr. Tran
  • Dog tunes
  • The Six Pack
    • Brian: Dr. Tran
    • Justin: Dr. Tran

Correct Answer: Dr. Tran


Minecraft

Chat creates Bonearth in Minecraft. He gives a tour. Buildings include: Ohdoctah’s clinic, 105.9 the cat, BBpedia archive, Monument of TWiT, Church of Horseboy, Jury’s Jewbagel empire, and more.


Blitz Quiz

Brian and Justin call listeners to ask them about current events in their Blitz Quiz.


The first Chilean miner was rescued after being underground for how many days? Brett Loses

Which President made the law that gays can not enter the war? Brian Loses

Which wireless carrier said it would sell Apple’s iPad by the end of the month? Brett wins

Why did more than half a dozen porn studios film this week? Brian loses

Which two major candidates of which high-profile debates were broadcast everywhere on CNN? Brett loses

Controversy surrounded Brett Favre. How many pictures of his penis did he send to the website? Brian loses

Which celebrity couple did not announce a divorce last week? Brett wins

Kuhan didn’t answer. Brian loses.

The representative of what french party stole the show at last night’s NY debate?

  • Happybando didn’t take the call at first. Brian calls, he answers. Brett Wins

Squarespace's Will Be Done

After Mark, from Squarespace, placed the call, Brian asked him what he wanted hundreds of people to tweet. He said "I want them to tell the truth if they have pants on or not. Use the hashtag #pantscheck."

He spoke, his wish came true.

Squarespace

Justin starts off talking about how he will start his "Jury's Jubagel Empire" business website on Squarespace and how he will get 10% off his website, for life. He will then use his new website to slander his competition, saying that they are all anti-Semitic. Brian joins in and mentions "When your Jubagels take off and they talk about it on TWiT, it won't crash the server."

Brian will send you signed stickers if you send him a screenshot of you using Squarespace.

Use promo code NSFW to get 10% the lifetime of your account.

New Champion! Woo!

Great Quotes

"Do you ever find yourself surrounded by dead hookers?" -Brian as Leo

Adobeshops

View the gallery

Fun Facts

YouTube

TBA

Links


Preceded by:
"My Phone Blew Up with Jibberish"
Cavalcade of "Stars"
Followed by:
"Coming soon!"